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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 복권사
... come and tell him. The priest asked the old mam what he would do if he won $500,000. "I''d give you and the chruch half of it" said the man. The pastor fell over dead. ============================================================ * lottery : 복권 * pastor ...
한국경제 | 1993.10.19 00:00
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<오늘의 영어유머> 새 처방
... questions on this paper are the same ones I had in my examination years ago." "The questions change very little over the years. It''s the answers that change." *a class reunion: 동창회 *stop in visit with: -를 찾아보다, -한 테 들르다 기업계에서 성공한 사람이 모교에서의 동창모임에 갔던 김에 그의 경제학교수를 ...
한국경제 | 1993.10.12 00:00
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<오늘의 영어유머> 일 치
... of their pastor. Times were bad, and cash was scarce, so they decided that each person would bring a gallon of wine and put it into the pastor''s wine barrel. After Mass on the appointed Sunday a delegation of parishioners called on the father and told him ...
한국경제 | 1993.10.07 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 회장과 주주
... adventuresome mood, thought they would each chip in a nickel and buy a cigar. The larger boy lighted the cigar and puffed away at it with apparent contentment, until the smaller boy said, "Come on now; it''s my turn. I paid half." "You shut up," snapped the older ...
한국경제 | 1993.10.04 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 부업
... $10 for spending the whole pleasant night wiht you, and giving me a free breakfast besides." She smiled and countered, "Oh, it all balances out...I do a little blackmailing on the side!" ================================================================ ...
한국경제 | 1993.09.29 00:00
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<오늘의 영어유머> 악 처
... some distinguishing characteristic?" "Bill told me that if I ever was unfaithful to him, he''d turn in his gra- ve." "That makes it simple. Go out and page Whirling Bill Smith." *Smith: 영.미에서 가장 흔한 이름 *distinguishing characteristic: 뚜렷한 특징 *page: 이름을 부르거나 이름이 ...
한국경제 | 1993.09.27 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 별천지
One of the holiday-makers on a California beach found a bottle bobbing in the surf. He picked it and took a message out of it. The message read : "I''m marooned on an island with no pollution, no traffic, no taxes and, above all, no nagging wife. ...
한국경제 | 1993.09.16 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 화간
Him : "If I rape you, will you help me?" Her : "Yes, but it won''t be rape then, will it =============================================== * rape : 강간하다 =============================================== 남자 : "내가 강간하려든다면 응해줄거야?" 여자 : "그래 하지만 그렇게 되면 강간이 ...
한국경제 | 1993.09.11 00:00
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[오늘의 영어유머] 공무집행
The detective went a theater to investigate a theft. "Do you know anything about it?" he asked a chorus girl wearing a feather and not much more. "You can search me," she replied. "Business before please," he growled. ===========================...
한국경제 | 1993.09.09 00:00
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국제과학기기전 10일부터 KOEX서 열려...13일까지
제3회 한국국제과학기기전(INTERSIS 93)이 오는 10일부터 13일까지 KOEX에 서 열린다. 이번 전시회에는 7개국에서 63개업체가 참가하는데 이화학기기 분석기기 계측기기 물리 물성기기 시험기기 실험실설비 광학기기 기초과학기자재등 1천6백여점이 출품될 예정이다. 출품업체중에는 오리엔트AV 태원전자광학 동원정밀등이 광학기기와 교육용 기자재등을 선보일 예정이다. 또 한국기계공사 제이오텍 영인과학 삼성전관 삼성HP등은 이화학분석기...
한국경제 | 1993.09.06 00:00