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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 공갈
... stormed. "I was perfectly safe, Dad," said Milly. "Everytime a man picked me up, I explained that I was going to San Diego because it has the best VD clinic on the Coast." ============================================================= * molest : 괴롭히다(특히 섹스를 ...
한국경제 | 1993.06.28 00:00
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< 오늘의 유머 영어 > 무지개
... dad finally grew suspicous. One night he told his wife, "I''ve got a wonderful invention that will help us check up on Rosie. It''s a television periscope. Just turn it on when Rosie is in the palor with her fellow tonight. If he holds her hand, there''ll ...
한국경제 | 1993.06.25 00:00
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<해외유머> >>> 사하라통신 <<<
> 사하라통신 br /> A European manufacturer had branches in every part of the wor- ld. One day it received a letter from the Sahara Desert office. "The Sahara Desert lads are short of water," said the man who read the letter. "They are always short of water," ...
한국경제 | 1993.06.24 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 기적
... me." "As the man did so, he gave him a terrific kick in the seat of his pants. "Did you fell that?" "Well," said the priest, "it would have been a miracle if you hadn''t." =============================================================== * Your Reverence ...
한국경제 | 1993.06.05 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > IQ
... knee-cover made of fur of bison and covered himself and the other man. "Cover your lap with fur inside, "the energy expert said "It will be warmer with the fur touching your skin." After a short while the mine worker giggled. "For what you''re giggling?" "I ...
한국경제 | 1993.06.03 00:00
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페인트업체들,DIY페인트 잇따라 개발,판매경쟁 치열해
페인트업체들이 가정에서 손쉽게 칠하는 DIY페인트를 개발,잇따라 시장에 참여하면서 판매경쟁이 치열해지고 있다. 1일 업계에 따르면 소비자들이 가정에서 손쉽게사용하도록 개발된 DIY(Do It Yourself)페인트의 수요가 늘어나면서 신규참여업체가 잇따르고 있다. DIY체인트시장에는 최근 벽산과 우진페인트가 새로 참여,치열한 판매경쟁 을 벌이고 있다. 벽산은 최근 벽지와 건축내장물에 사용하는 DIY페인트를 개발,"새로나"란 상표로 시판에 ...
한국경제 | 1993.06.01 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 노인
... said the man. "You''re going to all this bother for a measly caramel?" she asked. "Yes," was the reply. "My teeth are in it." ============================================================== * grope : (손으로) 더듬다 * testily : 짜증을 내면서 * measly : (속어) 지저분한, ...
한국경제 | 1993.05.19 00:00
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<해외유머> >>> 음식솜씨 <<<
... last request you want to make?" Prisoner: "Yes, warden. I would like my wife to cook my last meal." Warden: "Would that make it easi- er for you?" Prisoner: "Sure! then I''d feel more like dying." *warden: (형무소의) 간수 *send to the chair: 사형집행을 위 해 전기의자에 앉히다 간수-"사형이 ...
한국경제 | 1993.05.15 00:00
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현대자동차 국내 최초 자가정비코너 설치...11일부터 운영
현대자동차는 국내처음으로 고객들이 직접자기차를 점검하고 간단힌 고장은 수리할수 있도록한 자가정비(Do It Yourself)코너를 설치,11일부터 운영할 예정. 올해를 "고객만족 실현의 해"로 정하고 3CS(Constant Smile,Complete Service,Customer Satisfaction)운동을 추진하고 있는 현대자동차는 고객들의 자가정비능력배양은 물론 이를 통해 즐거움을 얻으려는 소비자들의 욕구에 붕응키위해 DIY코너를 ...
한국경제 | 1993.05.07 00:00
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<해외유머> >>> 질투 <<<
... Jim I don''t know what to do!" "Why?" "Last night I dreamed that some blonde hussy was flirting with him." The neighbor said, "It was only a dream," "Well, if he acts like that in my dreams, what in the world do you suppose he does in his?" *burst into:--안으로 ...
한국경제 | 1993.05.04 00:00