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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 난맥
"How do you get along with your parents?" one Hollywood star''s daughter asked another. "It''s hard to say," replied the child, I''m now living with my mother''s fourth husband and two weeks ago he married my father''s third wife." =============...
한국경제 | 1993.04.06 00:00
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<해외유머> >>> 남녀유별 <<<
... "Look at how well I''m doing," she pro- tested. "Why can''t you follow my example?" "You don''t seem to undersand," he said, "that it''s just what''s making you rich that''s making me poor!" *upbraid: 나무라다, 꾸짖다 *follow one''s example: --의 본을 따르다 예쁜 모델이 마냥 빚지고 다니는 ...
한국경제 | 1993.03.09 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 전통
A bride served baked ham and her husband asked why she cut the ends off. "Well, that''s the way mother always did it, she replied. The next time his mother-in-law stopped by, he asked her why she cut ends off the ham. "that''s the way my mother did ...
한국경제 | 1993.03.05 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 치매증
... like a woman." The madam says, "How old are you?" He says, "I''m ninety-six years old." She says, "Ninety-six years old" You''ve had it." "I have?" says the old man. "How much do I owe you?" =========================================================== * cathouse ...
한국경제 | 1993.02.26 00:00
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<해외유머> >>> 대통령 <<<
> 대통령 br /> A little kindergartener announced at breakfast that he didn''t have to go to school because it was George Washington''s birth- day. Father asked: "Who was he?" The little boy answered: "He was the first Clinton." *kindergartener: 유치원...
한국경제 | 1993.02.15 00:00
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<해외 유머>.....배짱
"Why do you work so hard?" "It''s only because I haven''t the nerve to steal." *nerve: 담력,배짱 "자네 어째서 그렇게 부지런히 일하나?" "도둑질할 배짱이 없다보니 이럴밖에..."
한국경제 | 1993.02.13 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > `팁'
A wealthy patron checked his imposing fur-lined winter overcoat at a busy night club. When he sought to retrieve it, the check girl couldn''t find it in her overcrowded cubicle. The patron stood around impatiently for a half hour, and finally strode ...
한국경제 | 1993.02.12 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 장광설
... of Mark Twain''s: "I once heard a preacher who was very good. I decided to give him every cent I had with me. But he kept at it too long . So I decided to keep the bills and just give him my loose change. Ten minutes later I was darned if I''d give him anything ...
한국경제 | 1993.02.05 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 패디와 대디
... batted an eyelish. A while later, however, she heared a terrific wailing and the two kids burst into the room. "I told you about it as soon as you came home from school," said mom. "I said that Paddy had been killed." "We thought you said Daddy," he wailed. ...
한국경제 | 1993.01.26 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 속물근성
At a social affair in Vienna years ago a Viennese snob said, in the presence of an Englishman, that it was strange that all the best company in the city spoke French, but not the English. The English said, "that is not all surprising. After all, the ...
한국경제 | 1993.01.20 00:00