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It was the shoplifter''s ninth offense at the same department store. The store president had the crook brought to his office. "If you don''t mind mind my askin," said the president, "why is it always my store you pick to rob?" "Because you always ...

한국경제 | 1992.12.08 00:00

Wife:"Last year we sent my mother a chair.What do you think we oug- ht to do for this year." Husband:"Electrify it." electrify:전기가 통하게 하다 (electric chair는 사형집행에 쓰인다) 아내:"지난해엔 우리 어머니한테 의자를 선사했는데,금년엔 뭘 해드릴 까요?" 남편:"그 의자에다가 전기장치해드리지"

한국경제 | 1992.12.05 00:00

제일기획은 최근 "광고인생활20훈""광고인금기사항50선"등의 내용을 수록한 사내용소책자(It"s business)를 발간. 실무직원들의 선진적사고방식과 영업마인드제고를 위해 발간한 이책자에는 "이것만은 삼가라"는 제목으로 변명을 비지니스맨의 치명상,클레임이 걸리면 놀라움을 표시하라,불합리를 견뎌낼줄 알아라는 등의 내용을 열거. 또 아첨은 급소를 찌를때만 하라,울지마라,지지마라,도망치지 마라,필요할때는 완벽한 바보가 되라는 이색적인 내용도 ...

한국경제 | 1992.12.03 00:00

The man trying to buy a brassire for his wife didn''t realize it was necessary to know the size. The friendly salegirl tried to help him out of his difficulty- "How about the size of a grapefruit?" "No, smaller," replied the customer. "About like ...

한국경제 | 1992.11.30 00:00

... her husband never listened to her anymore, Mary decided to shake him up a little. That night when he came home she sobbed, "Oh, it was terrible. Sixteen young hoodlums broke into the house, tied me to the bed, and one by one they raped me." When the husband ...

한국경제 | 1992.11.27 00:00

... bed. I get up and there''s never anyone there. When I get under the bed then I get the idea there is someone on top of the bed. It''s driving me out of my mind. The psychiatrist thought he could help the man if the patient would agree to two visits a week at ...

한국경제 | 1992.11.24 00:00

... the world with triplets, was resting at the hospital when Mrs. Hugh came to call. "Trkplets!" exclaimed Mrs.Hugh. "Believe me it''s a wonderful thing, having one''s family all at once. "You know," said Mrs.Kelly, "the doctor says it happens only once in ...

한국경제 | 1992.11.19 00:00

... decided to let members bring their wives in once a month," was the reply. "I''m not married. Could I bring my girl friend?" "I think it might be all right," the owner said, "provided she''s the wife of a member." -----------------------------------------------...

한국경제 | 1992.11.18 00:00

Dick''s wife had to leave the town to visit her sick mother and stayed on and on. Dick had been without it about as long as he could go, so he called Harry, one of his partners, and asked if he could borrow Harry''s wife, which he would repay later ...

한국경제 | 1992.11.13 00:00

" Has putting that lunch counter helped your business ? " asked Jones of the druggist. " It has about tripled the sale of digestive tablets, " he replied. ____________________________________________________________________ * lunch counter :(미국) 간이식당이 ...

한국경제 | 1992.11.11 00:00