전체뉴스 205191-205200 / 205,220건
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 품 평
Dick''s wife had to leave the town to visit her sick mother and stayed on and on. Dick had been without it about as long as he could go, so he called Harry, one of his partners, and asked if he could borrow Harry''s wife, which he would repay later ...
한국경제 | 1992.11.13 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > `약 장 사'
" Has putting that lunch counter helped your business ? " asked Jones of the druggist. " It has about tripled the sale of digestive tablets, " he replied. ____________________________________________________________________ * lunch counter :(미국) 간이식당이 ...
한국경제 | 1992.11.11 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > `추 태'
... the bleeding so he went to the bathroom and got to work. Next morning his wife accused him of coming home drunk, but he denied it. At last she said: "If you were sober last night, how did all that adhesive tape happen to get on the bathroom mirror ?" _...
한국경제 | 1992.11.07 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 검약
An old farmer was once asked by a young man how it was he had become so rich. " It is a long story," said the old man, "and while I''m telling it we may as well save the candle." And he put it out. "You need not tell story," said the youth "I understand." ...
한국경제 | 1992.11.05 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > `기 지'
... said the missionary. "You wouldn''t like me." He took out his pocket-knife, sliced a piece from the calf of his leg, and handed it to the chief. "Try it and see for yourself," he urged. The chief took one bite, grunted, and spat. The missionary remained on the ...
한국경제 | 1992.10.31 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 수수께끼
... State Building?" asked someone. Every racked his brains, but in vain. "The answer is a wooden horse." "Yes, But how does it jump as high as the Empire State Building?" "The Empire State Building can''t jump." ______________________________________...
한국경제 | 1992.10.30 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > ` 셜록 홈즈 '
... completely dingy except for his male organ that was white. He turned to Sherlock Holmes and said: "Tell me who that man is." "It''s obvious," said Holmes" he''s a coal miner on his honeymoon." __________________________________________________________________ ...
한국경제 | 1992.10.28 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > ` 창 작 력 '
... time?" asked the boss. "Well, I overslept this morning. So my wife decided to drive me to the office. She was ready in ten minutes, it took more than ten minutes the start the car." "You''ll have to do better than that," snapped the boss. " NO woman can get ready ...
한국경제 | 1992.10.22 00:00
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< 오늘의 유머영어 > `재 태크'
> 재테크 br /> " Will you tell me, my friend, how you manage that you are never pressed for money, but always have plenty of it ? " " That''s simple; I never pay old debts. " " But how about the new one ? " " I let them grow old ." _______________...
한국경제 | 1992.10.20 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > `형'
... Mother : Now Donnis, You must not be selfish. You let your little brother have the sled half time. Dennis : But Mother, I have it going down the hill and he has it going up. 어머니 : 얘 데니스야 너 그렇게 욕심부리면 안돼, 그 썰매 동생하고 번갈아가며 타고 놀아야지. 데니스 : 엄마 그렇게 하고 있단 말야. 언덕에서 ...
한국경제 | 1992.10.19 00:00