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<오늘의 영어유머> 전 위
"How did this accident occur?" asked the doctor. "Well," explained the patient, "I was making love to my girl on the livingroom rug when, all of a sudden, the chandelier came crashing down on us." "Fortunately, you''ve only sustained some minor la...
한국경제 | 1993.12.16 00:00
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<오늘의 영어유머> 잡 부
Wife: "When are you going to fix the TV?" Husband: "Tomorrow." Wife: "Tomorrow, Tomorrow! You always say tomorrow!" Husband: "Then , make it next week!" *fix: 고치다 아내- "당신 텔레비 언제 고칠거예요?" 남편- "내일" 아내- :내일, 내일. 만날 내일이죠" 남편- "그럼 내주로 하지 뭐"
한국경제 | 1993.12.11 00:00
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<오늘의 영어유머> 방법론
Salesman: "This book tells what to do until the doctor comes." Man: "What''s the title?" Salesman: "It''s called, How to Make Love to a Doctor''s Wife." 판매원-"이책은 의사가 당도하기 전에 어떻게 해아 하는가를 설명하고 있습니다" 남자- "책 제목이 뭐죠?" 판매원- "의사의 아내를 사랑하는 법 입니다"
한국경제 | 1993.12.06 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 과외서비스
Woman : "I don''t know what''s worse, having a baby or getting a tooth pulled." Dentist : "Make up your mind, lady, I''ve got to know which way to tilt this chair." ============================================================== * tilt : 기울이다 * make ...
한국경제 | 1993.10.09 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 보통사람들
"Gentlemen," said the chairman of the board of a large corporation. "I have before me a report of the greatest signifacance. Some months ago was we appropriated $200,000 for a nationwide survey to find out: What makes America tick? The answer is o...
한국경제 | 1993.10.06 00:00
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<오늘의 영어유머> 악 처
악 처 "Will locate my husband for me," a lady, just arrived in Heaven, asked of Saint Peter. "What''s his name?" said Saint Peter. "Bill Smith," said the lady. "We have about four million Bill Smiths up here. Can''t you think of some distinguishing...
한국경제 | 1993.09.27 00:00
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<오늘의 영어유머> 부창부수
부창부수 The man was telling his friend that he had made up his mind to speak to his wife about using a little more economy in the house- hold. The next day when his friend saw him, however, he looked pretty glum. "What happened?" asked the friend. "...
한국경제 | 1993.08.18 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 부전
... "Who''s he been making out with now?" ========================================================== * get like : -와 비슷해지다, -를 닮다 * make out with : -와 시간을 보내다 =========================================================== 어머니- "저 녀석 갈수록 당신을 닮아가네요" 아버지- "그래 요즘은 상대가 ...
한국경제 | 1993.08.17 00:00
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<해외유머> >>> 마크 트웨인 <<<
... br /> Mark Twain went to borrow a certain book from a neighbor. "You''re more than welcome to it." the neighbor told him. "But I make it a rule never to let any book go out of my li- brary." Some days later the neighbor wished to borrow Twain''s lawn mower. "You''re ...
한국경제 | 1993.07.13 00:00
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<해외유머> >>> 무육일 <<<
> 무육일 br /> A missionary, after laboring for years among the cannibals of New Guinea, was finally given an assistant. The young priest re- porting to his superior remarked: "I''ve heard the natives don''t take very readily to religion." "Not so we...
한국경제 | 1993.06.18 00:00