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... last request you want to make?" Prisoner: "Yes, warden. I would like my wife to cook my last meal." Warden: "Would that make it easi- er for you?" Prisoner: "Sure! then I''d feel more like dying." *warden: (형무소의) 간수 *send to the chair: 사형집행을 위 해 전기의자에 앉히다 간수-"사형이 ...

한국경제 | 1993.05.15 00:00

현대자동차는 국내처음으로 고객들이 직접자기차를 점검하고 간단힌 고장은 수리할수 있도록한 자가정비(Do It Yourself)코너를 설치,11일부터 운영할 예정. 올해를 "고객만족 실현의 해"로 정하고 3CS(Constant Smile,Complete Service,Customer Satisfaction)운동을 추진하고 있는 현대자동차는 고객들의 자가정비능력배양은 물론 이를 통해 즐거움을 얻으려는 소비자들의 욕구에 붕응키위해 DIY코너를 ...

한국경제 | 1993.05.07 00:00

... Jim I don''t know what to do!" "Why?" "Last night I dreamed that some blonde hussy was flirting with him." The neighbor said, "It was only a dream," "Well, if he acts like that in my dreams, what in the world do you suppose he does in his?" *burst into:--안으로 ...

한국경제 | 1993.05.04 00:00

... stormed. "I was perfectly safe, Dad," said Milly. "Everytime a man picked me up, I explained that I was going to San Diego because it has the best VD clinic on the Coast." ============================================================= * molest : 괴롭히다(특히 섹스를 ...

한국경제 | 1993.04.28 00:00

> 생산성 br /> A farm laborer got a wire from home. His wife had just given birth to quintuplets. He decided it was time to look for a bet- ter paying job. "Tell me," said the employment agent at the firm where he applied, "do you have any sales ability?" ...

한국경제 | 1993.04.24 00:00

The professor had called at nine stores for his lost walking stick and had found it the tenth. "Thank you so much indeed," he beamed, as he took possession of it. "Do you know, this must be one of the few honest places in town? I''ve asked at nine ...

한국경제 | 1993.04.14 00:00

"How do you get along with your parents?" one Hollywood star''s daughter asked another. "It''s hard to say," replied the child, I''m now living with my mother''s fourth husband and two weeks ago he married my father''s third wife." =============...

한국경제 | 1993.04.06 00:00

... "Look at how well I''m doing," she pro- tested. "Why can''t you follow my example?" "You don''t seem to undersand," he said, "that it''s just what''s making you rich that''s making me poor!" *upbraid: 나무라다, 꾸짖다 *follow one''s example: --의 본을 따르다 예쁜 모델이 마냥 빚지고 다니는 ...

한국경제 | 1993.03.09 00:00

A bride served baked ham and her husband asked why she cut the ends off. "Well, that''s the way mother always did it, she replied. The next time his mother-in-law stopped by, he asked her why she cut ends off the ham. "that''s the way my mother did ...

한국경제 | 1993.03.05 00:00

... like a woman." The madam says, "How old are you?" He says, "I''m ninety-six years old." She says, "Ninety-six years old" You''ve had it." "I have?" says the old man. "How much do I owe you?" =========================================================== * cathouse ...

한국경제 | 1993.02.26 00:00