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< 오늘의 영어유머 > `약 장 사'
" Has putting that lunch counter helped your business ? " asked Jones of the druggist. " It has about tripled the sale of digestive tablets, " he replied. ____________________________________________________________________ * lunch counter :(미국) 간이식당이 ...
한국경제 | 1992.11.11 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > `추 태'
... the bleeding so he went to the bathroom and got to work. Next morning his wife accused him of coming home drunk, but he denied it. At last she said: "If you were sober last night, how did all that adhesive tape happen to get on the bathroom mirror ?" _...
한국경제 | 1992.11.07 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 검약
An old farmer was once asked by a young man how it was he had become so rich. " It is a long story," said the old man, "and while I''m telling it we may as well save the candle." And he put it out. "You need not tell story," said the youth "I understand." ...
한국경제 | 1992.11.05 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > `기 지'
... said the missionary. "You wouldn''t like me." He took out his pocket-knife, sliced a piece from the calf of his leg, and handed it to the chief. "Try it and see for yourself," he urged. The chief took one bite, grunted, and spat. The missionary remained on the ...
한국경제 | 1992.10.31 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 수수께끼
... State Building?" asked someone. Every racked his brains, but in vain. "The answer is a wooden horse." "Yes, But how does it jump as high as the Empire State Building?" "The Empire State Building can''t jump." ______________________________________...
한국경제 | 1992.10.30 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > ` 셜록 홈즈 '
... completely dingy except for his male organ that was white. He turned to Sherlock Holmes and said: "Tell me who that man is." "It''s obvious," said Holmes" he''s a coal miner on his honeymoon." __________________________________________________________________ ...
한국경제 | 1992.10.28 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > ` 창 작 력 '
... time?" asked the boss. "Well, I overslept this morning. So my wife decided to drive me to the office. She was ready in ten minutes, it took more than ten minutes the start the car." "You''ll have to do better than that," snapped the boss. " NO woman can get ready ...
한국경제 | 1992.10.22 00:00
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< 오늘의 유머영어 > `재 태크'
> 재테크 br /> " Will you tell me, my friend, how you manage that you are never pressed for money, but always have plenty of it ? " " That''s simple; I never pay old debts. " " But how about the new one ? " " I let them grow old ." _______________...
한국경제 | 1992.10.20 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > `형'
... Mother : Now Donnis, You must not be selfish. You let your little brother have the sled half time. Dennis : But Mother, I have it going down the hill and he has it going up. 어머니 : 얘 데니스야 너 그렇게 욕심부리면 안돼, 그 썰매 동생하고 번갈아가며 타고 놀아야지. 데니스 : 엄마 그렇게 하고 있단 말야. 언덕에서 ...
한국경제 | 1992.10.19 00:00
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KAL기 격추 직전 블랙박스 교신내용 밝혀져
러시아 정부가 14일 한국정부에 공식전달한 대한항공(KAL) 007기 피격 사건 관련자료중 블랙박스해독에 의해 밝혀진 피격직전의 기내대회및 지 상관제소와의 교신내용은 다음과 같다. 격추14분전="무얼까(What can it be?)"(러시아측은 의미를 모른다 고 밝히고 있다) 4분전=일본의 동경지상관제소와 교신"동경, 여기는 007기, 고도를 350으로 잡는다. 90초전=조종실내 설치된 비상경고등이 울림. 승무원 한명이 "일어 나"라고 외치자 ...
한국경제 | 1992.10.16 00:00