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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 전가
... drove a rather battered car into a garage. "Do you think you can fix these front fenders so my husband won''t konw I banged them up?" she inquired anxiously. The experienced garage man said, "We can''t do that, lady, but we can fix them so that you can ask him ...
한국경제 | 1993.02.08 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 재치
... in their moth-eaten car, made an illegal turn, and ignored the traffic officer''s endeavors to stop them. He finally caught up with them. "Didn''t you hear my whistle ?" he demanded angrily. The octogenarian at the wheel said, "Yes, I did, but I never flirt ...
한국경제 | 1993.01.27 00:00
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[사설] (27일자) 실세금리 안정돼야 생산활동 촉진
... 자금흐름의 왜곡을 막고 돈이 생산활동에 쓰이려면 실세금리의 안정이 필요하며 이를 위해서는 물가안정이 필수적이다. 잘 알려진대로 우리 기업의 가격결정방식은 임금 지대 이자등의 합계인 원가에 이윤을 더하는 마크업방식(mark-up pricing)이다. 이중에서 선진국에 비해 유리한 항목은 임금뿐이었는데 6.29이후 노사분쟁이 악화되면서 임금이 크게 오름에 따라 우리제품의 가격경쟁력은 매우 약해질수 밖에 없었다. 이같이 높은 원가는 높은 물가로 이어지며 ...
한국경제 | 1993.01.26 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 오발
The telephone rang in the school office, and the principal picked up the phone. "I''m calling for Jimmy Jones", said the caller, "and he won''t be at school today. He''s sick." "That''s all right," the principal replied. "Thank you for calling, and ...
한국경제 | 1993.01.18 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 구두쇠
It was the McNab family''s turn to invite the McNiesh''s to supper. McNab phoned up McNiesh''s "What are you doing tonight? he asked. "Nothing," answered McNiesh. "And tomorrow?" "Nothing either!" "What about the day after?" "We haven''t anything ...
한국경제 | 1993.01.12 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 감사
... to the Lord for this morning," said one of the congregation on the way into the church. The preacher had no trouble coming up with the proper prayer. He began, "We thank thee, Lord, that it is not always like this." ===================================...
한국경제 | 1993.01.06 00:00
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증권업무 전산체제 전면 재구축위한 작업 본격추진
... 한다고 보고있기 때문이다. 증권전산은 이에대해 거래소 전산센터 건축일정에 맞춰 "시스템2000"사업이 진행되기 위해서는 94년 1년동안 4천5백여개에 이르는 프로그램개발과 테스트가 완료되어야하며 테스트를 위한 컴퓨터및 부대설비등을 수용하기위한 2천여평의 테스트센터가 확보돼야 한다고 밝히고있다. 증권전산의 한 관계자는 "시스템2000"사업이 종료되면 테스트센터는 거래소 전산센터의 백업(Back-up)센터로 운용할 계획이라고 덧붙였다.
한국경제 | 1992.12.16 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 전속
... persistent suitors. "How does it feel to be engaged?" asked one of her friends. "I feel just like a man must feel after he has built up his business and then finds himself about go in to the hands of a receiver," she replied. ----------------------------------...
한국경제 | 1992.12.09 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 증오심
... against the sin of hatred. At the close of his exhortation, he asked anyone who had succeeded in conquering hatred to stand up. Only one man got to his feet, 104 year-old Uncle Baker. "You hate anybody" "No, sir." "Tell us why that is." "Well, all of ...
한국경제 | 1992.12.03 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 불행중다행
Upset because her husband never listened to her anymore, Mary decided to shake him up a little. That night when he came home she sobbed, "Oh, it was terrible. Sixteen young hoodlums broke into the house, tied me to the bed, and one by one they raped ...
한국경제 | 1992.11.27 00:00