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[해외유머] '철인의 항변'
When the philosopher Aristippus sought a hearing of Dionysius, he was ignored, whereupon he fell at the ruler''s feet, was listened to, and had his request granted. Following this incident Aristippus was chided for degrading philosophy by falling...
한국경제 | 1998.02.05 00:00
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[해외유머] '깁스한 남자'
... sleep." "I''d like a woman," he repeated. "Let''s be realistic," she said. "What could you do with a woman in your condition?" "Listen, lady," he replied, "I rang the bell, didn''t I?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- confront ...
한국경제 | 1997.11.22 00:00
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[해외유머] '정치적 궤변'
"What about the tax?" a listener asked the political candidate who was speaking during his campaign. It was at that time a very sensitive question. But the candidate replied undaunted: "I know some people on this audience are for a high tax and o...
한국경제 | 1997.11.13 00:00
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[해외유머] '변태섹스'
The composer was starving, so he leaped at the opportunity to score a porno movie. He worked feverishly for a couple weeks and banked a healthy check. One day he saw the title to the movie on the marquee of a theater, went in, and began to watch....
한국경제 | 1997.10.21 00:00
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[해외유머] '조크의 세계'
Some reporters were at the Honolulu Press Club bar when the phone rang. The bartender announced it was long distance form New York City, and the caller would speak to anyone. One man took the phone, listened, then laughed uproariously and passed...
한국경제 | 1997.10.10 00:00
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[해외유머] '천당 길'
... showed him the way and the preacher thanked him, adding, "You seem to be a bright and courteous young man. How would you like to listen to my sermon this evening so that I may show you the way to heaven?" "You''re going to show me the way to heaven?" said the boy. "Why, ...
한국경제 | 1997.09.08 00:00
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[해외유머] '남과 여'
... I tried to kiss you?" Nancy : "I''d put up a fight." George : "And what would you do if I tried to make love to you?" Nancy : "Listen, how long do you think a girl can keep on fighting?" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ...
한국경제 | 1997.08.27 00:00
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[해외유머] '두 정신과 의사'
Two Psychiatrists met at their 20th university reunion. One was vibrant, while the other looked withered and worried. "So what''s your secret?" the older-looking psychiatrist asked the younger-looking one. "Listening to other people''s problems e...
한국경제 | 1997.07.22 00:00
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[해외유머] '부의 분배 <하>'
The Scotch steel magnate listened for a few minutes and then asked his secretary to bring from the file a statement of Carnegie''s total wealth. The millionaire showed the statement to the journalist and did some quick figuring on the scratch pad...
한국경제 | 1997.05.13 00:00
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[해외유머] '고해성사 <중>'
An hour later, the rabbi was listening when a parishioner came into the confessional and said, "Father, I have sinned. I have had sexual intercourse with a married intercourse with a married man four times. I am very sorry for this sin." The prie...
한국경제 | 1997.04.24 00:00