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[비즈니스 유머] 며느리의 기지

... grandchild, I had a special bib made for my daughter to wear when she saw her doting grandfather. The message sewn on it read; "Dear Grandpa,I love you, and I want you to dance at my wedding. So please stop smoking." He hasn't smoked since. 몇 해 동안 우리 집에선 아버님이 담배를 끊게 하려는 ...

한국경제 | 2010.03.28 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 아버지 모습

... Dad:"Well, what about it, son?" Son:"Well, dad, I wonder how it was like with you when you were as little as I'm… I mean, did grandpa and grandma take you to church every Sunday?" Dad:"Yes, son, they took me to church every single Sunday." Son:"I thought so. And ...

한국경제 | 2010.02.07 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 기술향상

A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She rubs her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled. Finally she asks, "Grandpa, did God make you?" "He sure did, a long time ...

한국경제 | 2009.03.26 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 골프선생의 죽음

Three-year-old daughter's prayers ended with, "God bless Mom. God bless Dad, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa." Her father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?" She said, "It just seemed like the thing to do." The next day the grandpa died. A ...

한국경제 | 2009.02.24 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 어린이 섹스지식

... phrase, "Why, God sent you, Honey." "And did God send you too, Mommy?"she continues. "Yes, he did." "And Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa, and their moms and dids, too?" "Yes, all of them, too." The child shakes her head in disbelief. "Then you're telling me there's ...

한국경제 | 2007.10.29 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 할머님 소원

... up to the house when he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed. The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no scarf on, ...

한국경제 | 2007.07.04 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 여자니까

Teacher; Sam, you talk a lot! Sam; It's a family tradition. Teacher; What do you mean? Sam; Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is teacher. Teacher; What about your mother? Sam; She's a woman. 선생―샘,넌 참 말이 많구나! 샘―우리 집 전통이 그렇습니다. 선생―그게 ...

한국경제 | 2007.04.05 00:00

할멈의 소원

... up to the house, the man noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaIMed. The old man looked off in the distance without answering. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting ...

한국경제 | 2006.08.31 11:56 | MAGAZINE

[Business Humor] 그리운 시절

Grandpa and grandma were sitting in the porch watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about the good old days. “Honey,” grandma said, “do you remember when we first started dating and you used to reach over and take my hand?” Grandpa smiled and ...

한국경제 | 2006.02.17 13:30

[Business Humor] 두 아버지

두 아버지 One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: “God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Bye-bye, Grandpa.” The next morning, they found grandpa dead of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, ...

한국경제 | 2005.05.07 21:58