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... disappearing through the window. "That man attacked me twice!" wailed the woman. "Then why didn't you yell sooner?" exclaimed her husband. "Because I thought it was you," she sobbed, "until he began to start in on seconds." 부부가 서로 딴 침실을 쓰고 있었는데 어느날 밤 남편은 아내의 비명에 놀라 ...

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... shapely maid blurted out angrily, "You fire me because I am prettier than you." "Who told you that?" demanded the mistress. "Your husband.And,besides that I am better in bed than you." "My husband told you that?" "No.The chauffeur did." 맵시 있는 가정부 아가씨는 해고당하자 화가 치밀어 ...

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Upon waking up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, ...

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