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[해외유머] '마라톤 섹스'
... Listen to them!" Once again, Roger got on top of her. A short time later, the bed began to creak again. And again the wife nudged her husband. At this, Roger leaped from the bed, grabbed a broom, and banged it against the ceiling as he shouted, "Hey, kids, cut it out!! ...
한국경제 | 2000.01.07 00:00
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[해외유머] '노파의 심술'
... broach, and gold Rolex." "But you are not wearing any of those things." "I know," she said. "It''s in case I should die before my husband. I''m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry." ----------------------...
한국경제 | 2000.01.04 00:00
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[해외유머] '남의 집'
... answered the woman. "You''r not Mary, our maid!" "I was just hired this moring by the lady of the house." "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" "Ummm...she''s upstairs...in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband." The guy was fuming ...
한국경제 | 1999.12.29 00:00
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[해외유머] '앵무새의 증언'
A couple had a parrot. One day, the husband came home and parrot said, "Hey...your friend George came over today." The husband said, "He''s a good friend." The parrot added, "Well, George gave your wife a kiss." Husband said "Oh, he''s a frienndly ...
한국경제 | 1999.12.28 00:00
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[해외유머] '건망증부부'
... the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And why don''t you write that down so you won''t forget?" "Nonsense," said the husband, "I can remember a dish of ice cream!" A few mimutes later, the husband came from the kitchen with a plate of bacon and eggs. ...
한국경제 | 1999.12.27 00:00
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[해외유머] '재미없는 남자'
My wife and I were watching a TV show the other night where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband to see if he was in fact cheating on her. I asked mu wife if she would ever do that. She said, "Well, not so much to find out who the ...
한국경제 | 1999.12.17 00:00
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[해외유머] '할머니의 남편'
... launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other''s health, one asked the other how her husband was doing. "Oh! Ted died a month ago. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped ...
한국경제 | 1999.12.16 00:00
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[해외유머] '내란'
... seatbelt." The man turned to his wife and yelled, "shut your mouth!" The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma''am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" The wife said, "No, only when he''s drunk." ------------------------------------------...
한국경제 | 1999.12.15 00:00
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[해외유머] '금발의 IQ'
A young blonde woman was distraught because she feared her husband was having an affair, so she went to a gun shop and bought a handgun. The next day she came home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabbed the gun and held it ...
한국경제 | 1999.12.11 00:00
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[해외유머] '이혼사유'
... you want to break up your matrimonial relationship?" the judge asked the man who was suing for divorce. "Your Honor," said the husband, "my wife beats me." "And when does she beat you?" queried the judge. "She beats me when we are in bed at night, Your Honor." ...
한국경제 | 1999.12.10 00:00