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[해외유머] '라이벌 관계'
... shapely maid blurted out angrily. "You fire me because I''m prettier than you." "Who told you that?" demanded the mistress. "Your husband. And, besides that I''m better in bed than you." "My husband told you that?" "No. The chauffeur did." ------------------------...
한국경제 | 2000.04.07 00:00
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[해외유머] '앵무새와 새주인'
... and said, "New whores!" After their initial surprise was over the girls joined their mother in laughter. When the woman''s husband came home from work, the bird looked at him and said, "Same old face. Hi Sam!" ----------------------------------------------...
한국경제 | 2000.03.20 00:00
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[해외유머] '재개발'
... Now his spiterful predecessor persisted in reminding that he had received second-hand merchandise. "Hey, George," quipped the first husband one day at lunch, "how do you like handing worn goods?" "I tell you this," George replied, "It''s really great once you get beyond ...
한국경제 | 2000.03.16 00:00
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[해외유머] '여성상위(?)'
One March day the wife said that the house needed painting. "It''s still winter," the husband replied. In April, she told her husband she had bought some paint. The man said that it was still too cold to paint. In may, the man heard her outside one ...
한국경제 | 2000.03.14 00:00
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[해외유머] '뭇남자의 여자'
... lower part of a man''s anatomy behind the door of one the shower stalls'' "Well" said one of the ladies. "That certainly isn''t my husband!" The second one added, " He isn''t mine, either." And the third, the youngest of the three, said, "Hell, he isn''t even a member ...
한국경제 | 2000.03.11 00:00
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[해외유머] '남의 이름'
... attending a convention, the couple were taken out to dinner by another couple. The wife, Who can never remember names, had to ask her husband their hosts''names twice during the meal and again on their return to the hotel. In exasperation, the husband chided her about her ...
한국경제 | 2000.03.09 00:00
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[해외유머] '동락'
A woman was in bed with her lover, who happens to be her husband''s best friend, when the phone rang. Since it was her house, she picked up the receiver. Her lover looked over at her and listened, only hearing her side of the converssation... "Hell? ...
한국경제 | 2000.03.08 00:00
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[해외유머] '지저스 크라이스트'
... got to a part in the sermon where he shouted, "...and who died on the cross to save us from our sins..." the wife poked her husband and he jumped up and shouted, "Jesus Crist." The minister said. "That''s right, that''s right!" and went on with his sermon. ...
한국경제 | 2000.03.07 00:00
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[해외유머] '커뮤니케이션 갭'
... her house decorated, and, while changing into something suitable for afternoon bridge party, she noticed what appeared to be her husband''s handprint on the wall in the bedroom that had been freshly painted. She slipped into a filmy thing and, going to the head ...
한국경제 | 2000.02.24 00:00
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[해외유머] '섹스성적부'
The old husband was in the attic rummaging around when he came across a black box. To his surprise there were four eggs and $300 in the box. Explaining about the box, his wife said that every time they made love and he didn''t satisfy her she would ...
한국경제 | 2000.01.31 00:00