전체뉴스 2991-3000 / 3,026건
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[해외유머] '그리운 마누라'
... worst available," demanded the man. "I can''t let you do this," the woman said. "You''re entitled to the top of the line." "Listen, lady," the man insisted, "I''m not horny, just homesick." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ...
한국경제 | 1999.02.09 00:00
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[해외유머] '샌디의 고난'
... boot caught in a stirrup, and a runaway horse dragged her for a mile. Wearily, she managed to limp to the producer''s office. "Listen," she said, "who do I have to sleep with to get out of this picture?" -------------------------------------------------------------...
한국경제 | 1999.02.03 00:00
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[해외유머] '꿈 이야기'
A group of men were talking about dreams. "I read of a dream so vivid that it was fatal to the dreamer," said a man. "He dreamed that he was living in the days of the French Revolution and was one of the victims led to the guillotine. When his t...
한국경제 | 1999.01.14 00:00
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[해외유머] '순박한 시골청년'
A handsome but naive rural boy reached manhood and had no idea why he was continuously tense. He went to town to see a doctor. The doctor was not in, but his nurse, having heard his probelm, led him into a small examination room and there relieve...
한국경제 | 1998.10.28 00:00
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[해외유머] '부처님'
When a simpleton abused him, Buddha listened in silence;but when the man had finished, Buddha asked him, "Son, if a man declined to accept a present made to him, to whom would it belong?" The man answered, "To him who offered it." "My son," said ...
한국경제 | 1998.08.28 00:00
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[해외유머] '정치판 시리즈' (7)
"What about the unprecedented unemployment rate?" a listener asked the political candidate who was speaking during his campaign. It was at the time the most sensitive issue. "Well," the candidate replied undaunted, "I know quite well how damaging...
한국경제 | 1998.06.02 00:00
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[해외유머] '화초와의 대화'
... talk to the plants?" "No, I didn''t," he replied. "I read the paper out loud in the morning and evening, and if they wanted to listen it was up to them." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- go out of town : 출타하다 in charge ...
한국경제 | 1998.05.13 00:00
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[해외유머] '미국식 재판'
The jury is the group of people who have been chosen from the general public to listen to the facts about a crime and to decide whether the person accused is guilty or not. Since they are laymen, it usually takes a great deal of explanation to familiarize ...
한국경제 | 1998.05.12 00:00
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[해외유머] '소녀의 기도'
Mrs. Baker listened to her little daughter''s prayers and then said, "You prayed God to bless Mama, Papa, and Grandpa. Why didn''t you ask Him to bless Aunt Lilian also?" "Well," said the child, "I didn''t think it would be polite to ask so much ...
한국경제 | 1998.02.13 00:00
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[해외유머] '철인의 항변'
When the philosopher Aristippus sought a hearing of Dionysius, he was ignored, whereupon he fell at the ruler''s feet, was listened to, and had his request granted. Following this incident Aristippus was chided for degrading philosophy by falling...
한국경제 | 1998.02.05 00:00