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[해외유머] '일진사나운 날'
... inquired. "Oh thank heavens you''ve com," she gasped. "A terrible thing has happened! Six Indians intercepted our wagon, killed my husband, tied me up like this and raped me and then rode off with our children." Slowly dismounting and unbuckling his gun belt, the ...
한국경제 | 1998.09.25 00:00
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[해외유머] '주정뱅이'
The vacationing couple came back to their hotel room after a big time on the town. The husband walked into the shower, then called to his wife to put his shoes out in the hall so the bellboy would pick them up to be shined. His wife, too drunk to ...
한국경제 | 1998.09.21 00:00
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[해외유머] '외간 남자'
Coming home unexpectedly, the husband found his wife in bed with a naked man. He produced a pistol from a dresser drawer and was about to shoot the man, when his wife pleaded, "Don''t, don''t! Who do you think bought us that house in the country, that ...
한국경제 | 1998.09.10 00:00
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[해외유머] '벽시계와 손목시계'
The wife purchased a large clock at an auction and then sent her husband to pay for it and carry the thing home. The husband had been to a formal dinner and was still wearing his full- dress suit. He was having some difficulty with the unwieldy thing ...
한국경제 | 1998.09.04 00:00
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[해외유머] '서비스업'
... the furnace. "Now don''t worry, honey," the engineer''s wife told her. "You just jump back in bed and cover up. I''ll send my husband over right away." The husband, overhearing the conversation, couldn''t help bursting into laughter. ---------------------...
한국경제 | 1998.08.21 00:00
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[해외유머] '바람둥이 남편'
... cocktails?" "I''m sorry," apologized the head waiter. "Were you looking for a drink?" "No," said Mrs. hibbs, "I was looking for my husband. He was talking with that waitress." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- stately function ...
한국경제 | 1998.08.20 00:00
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[해외유머] '거꾸로 가는 섹스교육'
At breakfast one morning, Lady Novak suggested to her husband that since their son was approaching manhood, someone should be telling him about "the birds and bees." That evening Lord Novak took his son to his study. "Son, do you remenber our visit ...
한국경제 | 1998.07.28 00:00
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[해외유머] '결정적 증언'
The woman opened the door and found a policeman. The cop said, "Madam, is your husband home?" "No," she replied. "Is he in trouble again?" "A woman down the block was raped three times last night, and a man matching your husband''s description was ...
한국경제 | 1998.07.07 00:00
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[해외유머] '아내와 남의 여자'
... a terrible headache. Back home, Charlie found his wife in bed with one of his office colleagues. "Well, well, well," said the husband, "there''s no need for you to do that to her, George... I have to do that to her because I''m her husband. But why on earth do ...
한국경제 | 1998.06.23 00:00
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[해외유머] '미남 판매원'
Young housewife : "I think you should know... my husband will be home in about forty-five minutes." Handsome salesman : "That''s all right. I haven''t done anything wrong." Housewife : "I know, I know. But if you intend to, you''d better hurry." ...
한국경제 | 1998.06.15 00:00