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[해외유머] '라이벌'
... maid blurted out angrily. "You fired me because I am prettier than you." "Who told you that?" demanded the mistress. "Your husband. And, besides that I am better in bed than you." "My husband told you that?" "No. The chauffeur did." ------------------------...
한국경제 | 1996.12.12 00:00
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[해외유머] '중요한 차이점'
... mistake." "But surely there is some difference between the two women," said the judg. "You bet your life there is," exclaimed the husband. "That''s why I want a divorce!" ====================================================================== identical twins : ...
한국경제 | 1996.11.28 00:00
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[해외유머] '자유부인'
... replied. "How often do you have it in the daytime?" the researcher asked. "About three times a week," said she. "And do you and your husband talk to each other at these times?" "Well, no," she admitted, "but we could it I wanted to... I know his office phone number." ...
한국경제 | 1996.11.20 00:00
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[해외유머] '도둑'
A husband returning from a trip was informed by his beautiful wife that a burglar had entered their apartment while he was gone. "Did he get anything?" the husband anxiously inquired. "I''ll say he did," replied the wife. "In the dark while asleep ...
한국경제 | 1996.11.16 00:00
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[해외유머] '외간남자'
... disappearing through the window. "That man attacked me twice!" wailed the woman. "Then why didn''t you yell sooner?" exclaimed her husband. "Because I thought it was you," she sobbed. "until he began to start in on seconds." scream : 비명 rush : 급히 가다 snap on the ...
한국경제 | 1996.10.21 00:00
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[해외유머] '배우수련 항변'
... married woman took a course at a dramatic school, but she never attempted to secure an engagement. One day a a friend of her husband said: "So far as I can see, that $1,000 you spent on Ethel''s dramatic education has been practically thrown away." "Oh, no, ...
한국경제 | 1996.10.10 00:00
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[해외유머] '프랑스 태생'
Husband : "What''s the idea of the Bakers having French lessons?" Wife : "They have adopted a French baby, and want to understand what she says when she begins to talk." adopt : (남을) 양자로 삼다 What''s the idea? : 의도가 무엇인가? -------------------------...
한국경제 | 1996.10.01 00:00
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[해외유머] '사생아'
Husband : "It says here the mayor''s office revealed that nineteen out of twenty children born in this city last year were legitimate." Wife : "So what?" Husband : "So a cab driver''s opinion of his passengers is correct one-twentieth of the time." ...
한국경제 | 1996.09.17 00:00
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[해외유머] '섹스조사'
... ask you to be perfectly frank with us: what is the first thing you look for when you see a man?" "I look first to see if my husband is not around." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- sex sruvey : 섹스에 관한 조사 frank : 솔직한 ...
한국경제 | 1996.09.13 00:00
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[해외유머] '복지사회'
The welfare records showed that Mrs. Regan had been deserted ten years ago by her husband. Yet she had a large assortment of little six months up to kids in their early teens. "How come, Mrs. Regan," asked the puzzled worker, "you have so many small ...
한국경제 | 1996.08.08 00:00