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[해외유머] '변호사와 의사'
... proceedings were being heard, an angry woman screamed at her attorney. "I hate lawyers! You''re my lawyer, but I hate you, too. My ex-husband is a lawyer and I hate him. I''m getting married again anyway, but it won''t be to another lawyer. Maybe I''ll marry a doctor..." ...
한국경제 | 2001.03.23 00:00
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[해외유머] '요술 거울'
... fory-four." Instantly, there was a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grew to enormous proportions. Excited, she ran to tell her husband what had happened, and they both returned. This time, the husband said, "Mirror, mirror, make my penis touch the floor!" Again, there ...
한국경제 | 2001.02.17 00:00
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[해외유머] '의부증'
A terribly jealous woman used to submit her husband to a regular inspection every evening. The smallest hair discovered on his coat would lead to the most frightful of scenes. One night, finding nothing, she burst into tears and cried, "Even bald women ...
한국경제 | 2001.01.23 00:00
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[해외유머] '모자 사이즈'
The bride decided to surprise her husband with a gift. "I''d like to buy a hat for my husband," she told the hat department clerk. "What size, madam?" said the clerk politely. "I think he takes a size 17," said the bride. "Seventeen!" said the clerk. ...
한국경제 | 2001.01.22 00:00
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[해외유머] '노인과 젊은이'
... then the agency owner did the same. Then the old man unbuttoned her blouse and kissed her breasts. So did the owner. Then the husband opened his fly, pulled out his pecker, and bent it in half. "What color car do you want?" asked the owner, with a bulge on his crotch. ...
한국경제 | 2001.01.15 00:00
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[해외유머] '미인과의 대화'
... muttered bitterly to his dinner partner. "If there''s a man on earth I hate, it''s him." "Why," exclaimed the lady, "that''s my husband." "That," said the businessman glibly, "is why I hate him." --------------------------------------------------------------- ...
한국경제 | 2001.01.11 00:00
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[해외유머] '주부와 경관'
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort. One morning, while the husband was taking a nap after fishing, the wife took the boat out and started reading her book. Soon the sheriff came along in his boat and said, "Ma''am, you''re in a restricted ...
한국경제 | 2000.12.27 00:00
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[해외유머] '세 여자'
Mrs. Cooper was almost in tears. "Oh Jane," she said to her maid, "I believe my husband is having an affair with his secretary." "I don''t believe it," snapped Jane. "You''re just saying that to make me jealous." ---------------------------------...
한국경제 | 2000.12.13 00:00
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[해외유머] '비만과의 전쟁'
... the battle getting even worse as she approached middle age. One evening, after trying on slacks that were too tight, she said to her husband, "I''ll be so glad when we become grandparents. After all, who cares of grandmothers are fat?" "Grandfather," replied her husband. ...
한국경제 | 2000.11.29 00:00
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[해외유머] '체인지 파트너'
...e couple went to the stock show. The first bull''s sign said: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turned to her husband and said, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." The next bull''s sign said : "This bull mated 65 times last year." ...
한국경제 | 2000.11.24 00:00