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[해외유머] '가정부의 항변'
... have broken a cup again! I bought it onle yesterday, and it''s quite new." Maid : "Oh, my Madam, when I broke that dish the day before yesterday, you scoled me, saying, "it''s a very old and precious one." But today you scold me because it is new! What ...
한국경제 | 1996.10.09 00:00
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[해외유머] '진화'
Three young boys from Paris were spending their summer on a farm in Normandy. One day, as they were walking by a hay field, they caught sight of the milk maid and the farm hand in the hay stack and stopped to watch. "Ah," said the seven-year-old, ...
한국경제 | 1996.09.19 00:00
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[해외유머] '지각 사유'
One day a minor employee arrived late with one eye closed, his left arm in a sling, and his clothes in tatters. "It''s nine-thirty," pointed out the president, "and you were due at eight-thirty. The employee explained, "I fell out of a tenth-story ...
한국경제 | 1996.09.05 00:00
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[해외유머] '전자시대'
... "Our electronic brain has computed that the cost of the work you want done will be..." The following reply was received a few days later: "As this is more than we anticipated, we would like to suggest that your electronic brain make an appointment with our ...
한국경제 | 1996.08.29 00:00
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[해외유머] '조지의 분별력'
Little George came to school one day quite excited. "I''m going to have a baby brother." he told his teacher. "How do you know it''s going to be a brother?" she asked. "Well, do you remember last time my mother was sick, and I got a little baby sister?" ...
한국경제 | 1996.08.23 00:00
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[인터넷 나이트] '최신 히트영화' .. 스크린세이버로 제공
... 폭스인터테인먼트(http://www. id4. com/) 사이트 에는 영화 "인디펜던스 데이"의 각종 정보들이 제공된다. 계속 들어가 보면 스크린세이버 프로그램을 찾을 수 있다. 타이틀 화면으로 들어가면 "Independence Day"라는 제목이 눈에 들어온다. 여기서 독자가 사용중인 웹브라우저를 선택하면 해당 프로그램이 제공된다. 네트스케이프2 버전용 버튼을 누르면 지구로 향하는 거대한 비행모선 들의 섬뜩한 장면이 나타난다. 하단에 나오는 세가지 화면에서 ...
한국경제 | 1996.08.22 00:00
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[해외유머] '1당2'
In early days of World War One the German Kaiser was talking to the head of the Swiss army. "You have an army of only 500,000 men. What would you do if attacked by an army of one million men?" asked the kaiser. "Each one of our soldiers would simply ...
한국경제 | 1996.08.21 00:00
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[해외유머] '정치이야기'
During the days of Hitler''s dominance, five Germans sat at a table at a coffee shop, each thinking his own thoughts. One of them sighed, another groaned aloud. The third shook his head despairingly, and the fourth man choked dowm the tears. The fifth ...
한국경제 | 1996.08.14 00:00
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[해외유머] '간호사들의 장난'
Four nurses had decided to play practical jokes on a new intern to test his senses of humor. Several days later they met to report what they had done. "I stuffed cotton in his stethoscope," said the first nurse. "I changed the names on some of his ...
한국경제 | 1996.08.02 00:00
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[토털패션] 화장품 명칭 .. '토니크
... 통한다. 또 클라리파잉(Clarifying)로션은 스킨로션과 아스트린젠트를 합한 것이다. 밀크로션은 모이스처 에멀션이라고도 불린다. 랑콤의 비앙페 토털(Bienfait total)도 이 종류. 파운데이션 전에 바르는 데이(Day)크림을 프랑스에서는 니오좀(Niosome) 이라고 부른다. 리제너레이트크림은 영양크림을 말한다. 이드라(Hydra) 혹은 이드라탕트(Hydratante)가 붙으면 보습제품이다. 이드라란 불어로 수분이라는 뜻. 흰색을 가리키는...
한국경제 | 1996.08.02 00:00