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<오늘의 영어유머> 망 발
Doctor: "Have you been to any other doctor before you came to see me?" Patient: "No, sir. I went to a druggist." Doctor: "And what short of idiotic advice did he give you?" Patient: "He told me to come to see you." ------------------------------...
한국경제 | 1994.01.20 00:00
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>> 전기대입학시험문제 (영어) << -- 고려대학교
[객관식 문제는 각 2점, 주관식 배점은 각 문제에] 주 1. 다음 대화를 읽고 빈 칸에 들어갈 적절한 말을 영어로 넣으시오. (2점) John: Hi, Mary! What are you doing this weekend? Mary: Oh, I''m going to a concert with my roommate, Sally. John: ? -------------------------- Mary: It''s the Los Ange...
한국경제 | 1994.01.06 00:00
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<오늘의 영어유머> 전 위
"How did this accident occur?" asked the doctor. "Well," explained the patient, "I was making love to my girl on the livingroom rug when, all of a sudden, the chandelier came crashing down on us." "Fortunately, you''ve only sustained some minor lacerations ...
한국경제 | 1993.12.16 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 해열
The hospital patient gazed fondly at his winsome, red-headed nurse and told the doctor, "wonderful nurse you''ve got here. One touch of her hands cooled my fever miraculously." "We know" the doctor answered him, "We could hear her slap clear to the ...
한국경제 | 1993.09.28 00:00
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<해외유머> >>> 보복 <<<
> 보복 br /> "I''ve fallen in love with you," said the patient to the nurse. "I don''t want to leave this place. I don''t want to get well!" "Don''t worry," answered the nurse, "you won''t. The doctor who saw you kissing me yesterday is my husband." ...
한국경제 | 1993.05.05 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 교통표지
An elderly lady was stopped by a police officer who asked her why she was driving 66 miles per hour in a 35-mile speed zone. The lady replied: "I saw a sign that said 66." "Madam," the officer explained patiently, "that is the route number." "Oh...
한국경제 | 1993.01.05 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 명의
... idea there is someone on top of the bed. It''s driving me out of my mind. The psychiatrist thought he could help the man if the patient would agree to two visits a week at $30 per visit, for a two-year period. "I''ll talk it over with my wife and let you know" the ...
한국경제 | 1992.11.24 00:00