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[해외유머] '경관의 아량'
A woman found a police officer writing a ticket for her misparked car. She had visited a new restaurant and didn''t know the neighborhood parking rules, she said in apology. Had she had a nice lunch? "No, it was terrible," she said. "Alas," said the ...
한국경제 | 2000.12.14 00:00
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[해외유머] '교통법규'
The man was driving his car on a turnpike at about 100 MPH. Soon an officer sternly stated, "License." A few minutes later he handed the driver a witten warning for driving 100 in a 65 zone. The offerder said, "Well, how do you decide when to give...
한국경제 | 2000.12.04 00:00
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[해외유머] '노익장'
Now that the retired folks have come to account for ever growing proportion of the population, it might be worthwhile to note some example of achievement at an advanced age : -At 100, Grandma Moses was painting. -At 94, Bertrand Russel was active i...
한국경제 | 2000.12.02 00:00
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[지금 대학街는..] '영어교육' 해외갈 필요없어요
... 수강생은 종강시험결과에 따라 다음 학기의 레벨(level)을 통보받게된다. 동일 레벨에서 학기마다 각각 다른 테마를 선택할 수도 있다. 영어에 자신이 없는 초보자들을 위해 입문과정인 ''Let''s Speak''와 ''Let''s Write''과정도 설치했다. 법률 경영 교육 사회 심리학 등 다양한 전공을 이수한 석사급 이상의 원어민 교수 30여명이 테마에 맞는 영어교육과 함께 예절과 문화를 가르치게 된다. 또 수강생들이 학습 동아리를 만들면 주1회 외국인 교수가 ...
한국경제 | 2000.09.25 00:00
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[해외유머] '의학문제'
A medical student is taking a test and one of the question he sees is : "Name the three best advantates of mother''s milk." The student immediately writes. "One : It has all the healthful nutrients needed to sustian a baby. Two : It is inside the m...
한국경제 | 2000.09.20 00:00
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[해외유머] '두 안내장'
The sign on the church lawn announced, "IF YOU ARE TIRED OF SIN, COME IN." Under it, written in lipstick, was the message, "If not, call 411-2121." --------------------------------------------------------------- church lawn : 교회 잔디밭 be tired of :...
한국경제 | 2000.09.02 00:00
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[해외유머] '처방전'
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing. The patient put it in his pocket, but he forgot to have it filled. Every morning for several months, he used it as a railroad ...
한국경제 | 2000.09.01 00:00
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[해외유머] '자화자찬'
A woman was browsing through a book in the "Psychology" section of a big bookstore. Nearby two men were discussing the various books displayed and were being very critical of most of them. Her curiosity aroused, she asked their opinion of the book ...
한국경제 | 2000.08.18 00:00
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[해외유머] '막상막하'
... "What''s the answer to the last question?" "Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm." "Oh yeah, I remember now." He started to write the answer then stopped. Tapping Tom''s shoulder again, he whispered, "How do you spell farm?" "You''re really dumb, George. Farm is ...
한국경제 | 2000.06.20 00:00
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[해외유머] '주유소의 의사'
During the oil crisis, a doctor happened to find a service station due to open in an hour with only one car waiting. Joyfully, he got into line, only to be beeped on his paging service by a patient. He called the patient from a phone booth at the s...
한국경제 | 2000.05.26 00:00