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[해외유머] '우리 어머니'
Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, "I''m tired. I''ll go to bed." She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the kids'' lunches, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, filled the sugar container...and then ironed...
한국경제 | 2000.05.03 00:00
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[해외유머] '실물학습'
At spring cleaning time, the fraternity house sent all its window curtains off to the laundry. The sorority next door sent over this angry note: "Please drape yourselves, fellows. We don''t need a course in male anatomy." The boys wrote back: "But...
한국경제 | 2000.03.22 00:00
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[해외유머] 'OX문제'
Watchking his class take a true - false, a high - school teacher noticed a student flipping a coin before writing each answer. "What are you doing?" he asked the student. "Taking the test," the student replied. "Head is true and tail false." The period ...
한국경제 | 2000.02.22 00:00
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[일자리] (뉴 밀레니엄 자격증) 'SCJD'..자바 활용능력 평가
인터넷 확산과 함께 "뜨는" 컴퓨터언어가 바로 자바(Java)다. 미국의 정보통신시장조사기관인 IDC는 오는 2002년께 자바를 사용할 프로그래머가 지난 97년보다 43% 증가할 것으로 예상했다. 이에반해 코볼(COBOL)프로그래머는 이 기간중 4.2% 감소하며 C++프로그래머 는 8.8% 늘어나는데 그칠 것으로 전망했다. 지역별로는 2002년께 아시아에서 자바 프로그램을 짤 전문가가 99년에 비해 63% 늘어날 것으로 예측했다. ...
한국경제 | 2000.02.18 00:00
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[해외유머] '납세자의 고민'
A couple of weeks after hearing a semon on Psalm where lies and deceits are dealt, a man wrote the following letter to the IRS: "I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income, and have e...
한국경제 | 2000.02.17 00:00
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[해외유머] '아버지의 충고'
She was writing to her son, congratulating on his engagement. "My darling boy, we greatly rejoice in your engagement. A good woman is Heaven''s most precious gift to man. She brings out all the best in him and helps him to suppress all that is evil." ...
한국경제 | 1999.12.31 00:00
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[해외유머] '건망증부부'
... beginning to forget many little things around the house. Their physician told them that many people their age find it useful to write themselves little notes as reminders. The couple thought this sounded wonderful. When they got home, the wife said, "Dear, will ...
한국경제 | 1999.12.27 00:00
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[해외유머] '결혼선물(?)'
The newlywed couple received in the mail two tickets for a popular show where tickets were impossible to get. Inside the envelope was only a small piece of paper with a single line. "Guess who sent them." The pair had much fun trying to identify ...
한국경제 | 1999.12.24 00:00
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[해외유머] '2남 2녀'
... her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "How will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. "Just send me a postcard and write ''spaghetti'' on the back," he replied. Six months went by and then one day the doctor''s wife called him at the office and said, ...
한국경제 | 1999.12.08 00:00
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[B&M] 경영교실 : (KEMBA 21세기 경영학) '비즈니스 글'차이
[ 국가간 ''비즈니스 글쓰기'' 차이 ] 팩스 E메일 인터넷의 성장은 국제비즈니스상 커뮤니케이션 수단으로서 글쓰기(writing)의 중요성을 더욱 강화시켰다. 비즈니스의 활동무대가 없어짐에 따라 이제는 지리적으로 멀리 떨어진, 서로 다른 문화적 배경을 지닌 사업파트너를 연결시켜주는 커뮤니케이션의 역할이 과거보다 더욱 커지게 된 것이다. 이번 강좌는 바로 이러한 물리적 거리(Physical distance)와 문화적 배경 (Cultural ...
한국경제 | 1999.12.01 00:00