전체뉴스 4901-4910 / 4,950건
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[해외유머] '코끼리연구'
The assignment that was given to a multinational group of a dozen zoologists was to write on elephant. The job was to be done within a month. A few days later, a French scholar came up with his paper of twenty odd pages which was entitled ''Sex Life ...
한국경제 | 1998.05.07 00:00
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[해외유머] '손님길들이기'
In a crowded bar, a man picked up an ashtray and began to pound it on the bar. The barmaid said she would be right there. But he continued his loud pounding. The girl went over to the cash register, wrote something on a piece of paper and laid i...
한국경제 | 1998.05.05 00:00
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[뉴스 포커스] '부실기업인수 외국회사, 빚탕감 등 요구'
... 것도 이러한 조건을 충족시켰기 때문이다. 국내 M&A 전문가들은 부실기업의 매각이 순조롭게 추진되기 위해서는 채권금융단은 물론 정부차원에서 제도적으로 외국인투자자들의 요구조건을 수용해야 한다고 입을 모으고 있다. 부채원금탕감(write-off) =한라펄프제지를 인수키로 합의한 미국 보워터사는 처음부터 인수의 전제조건으로 빚탕감을 요청했다. 한라펄프제지의 부채 4천5백억원중 약 2천억원(1억4천만달러)만 남기고 나머지 2천5백억원은 탕감해 달라고 요구한 것. 산업은행 ...
한국경제 | 1998.04.13 00:00
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[해외유머] '이기주의 시대'
The mother received a letter from the camp director who had written that her son needed discipline. She was quite disturbed and promptly wrote back. "Please don''t slap my son George. He is very sensitive. He is exceptionally fast in getting the...
한국경제 | 1998.03.20 00:00
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[해외유머] '아버지들의 행렬'
... "Darling," she said, "I want you to meet your daddy. Say something to him." "All right, mom," said the girl. "Daddy, would you please write down your name on my visitors'' book?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- visitors'' book ...
한국경제 | 1998.03.13 00:00
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[해외유머] '지략'
... loan made to a business acquaintance. "Why don''t you sue him?" asked Rockefeller. "I neglected to have him acknowledge that in writing." "Well," said the billionaire, "just drop a letter demanding $200,000 he owes you." "But he owes me only $100,000." "Precisely," ...
한국경제 | 1998.02.25 00:00
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[해외유머] '부자 X씨'
... heard that a church needed an attendant, and he applied for the job. But he was turned down because he could neither read nor write. Over the years this man became a millionaire. One day he needed a great sum of money and called on a banker for a loan. A note ...
한국경제 | 1998.02.12 00:00
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[해외유머] '애견가의 아내'
A man walked into the police station to report that his wife was missing. The sergeant began writing up the report. "How tall is she?" "About so high." "How much does she weigh?" "About average, I guess." "Color of eyes?" "I would say they were neutral." ...
한국경제 | 1997.12.10 00:00
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[해외유머] '과속운전자'
... he''ll know I''m on the job." ======================================================================= plead : 간청하다, 사정하다 write out ticket : (교통규칙 위반자에게)딱지를 떼다 on the job : 직무에 충실한 ======================================================================= ...
한국경제 | 1997.10.28 00:00
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[해외유머] '신용평가 <하>'
... arrived on time. Then, a week later, the second payment arrived, along with a note written in a bad imitation of a child''s hand writing. "Now that I have established sufficeient credit," the note said, "could I trouble you for a loan of $5,000 to refurbish Daddy''s ...
한국경제 | 1997.10.18 00:00