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[비즈니스 유머] 깨진 리듬

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Nancy went to comfort her 95-year-old grandmother. Asked how her grandpa died, granny replied. “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning...” Horrified, Nancy told her ...

한국경제 | 2012.06.24 00:00 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 다리미의 특별 용도

When my daughter Nancy attended a college in Canada, she missed the Mexican dishes native to our home in Southern California. One night she phoned and asked me to send her the ingredients for quesadillas(flour tortillas spread with cheese, folded and heated ...

한국경제 | 2012.04.27 00:00 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 추도사

... notorious bum whose remains were being honored. Finally the wife of the deceased leaned over to one of her children and said, “Nancy, go over and see if that is really your father in the coffin.” 악명 높은 건달이 죽어서 장례식을 치르는 자리. 관 머리에 선 목사는 고인의 인격과 성실성, 근면함, 자비심, 동정심에 ...

한국경제 | 2012.03.25 00:00 | 이왈수

[Business Humor] 눈치 빠른 다섯 살

John and Nancy decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their five-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities. The boy began his report as his ...

한국경제 | 2012.01.27 13:54 | MAGAZINE

[비즈니스 유머] 늙은이

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Nancy noticed something funny about Mary's ear and said, “Nancy, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?” Mary answered, “I have? A suppository?” She pulled it out and ...

한국경제 | 2012.01.06 00:00 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 어기대는 일곱 살

Nancy was sometimes very naughty seven year-old. One day, on one of those occasions, her mother said, “Don't you know that if you keep being so naughty, your children will be naughty too?” Nancy started to giggle, louder and louder. “And what is so funny, ...

한국경제 | 2011.12.15 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 여성편력

After three years of marriage, Nancy was still questioning her husband about his romantic past. "Come on, tell me," she asked perhaps for the hundredth time, "how many women have you slept with?" "Oh, Honey," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw ...

한국경제 | 2011.11.07 00:00 | 제작조판3

[비즈니스 유머] 굶주렸던 사람들

Nancy had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely. Finally, after much persuasion, she consented to go out on a date with a gentleman her daughter fixed her up with. The man picked her up and they went to a very secluded spot to ...

한국경제 | 2011.06.30 00:00 | 제작조판1

백값 700만원, 무슨 백 있나 했더니 '고현정백'

700만원에 가까운 명품백이 국내에 수입되자 마자 팔려나가 화제다. 해당 제품은 세계적인 명품 낸시 곤잘레즈(NANCY GONZALEZ)의 악어가죽으로 만든 드로우스트링 백(Drawstring Bag) 그린컬러다. 제품가격은 697만원이다. 국내에 4개만이 수입된 이 백은 이번 판매로 3개만 남게 됐다. 낸시 곤잘레즈 관계자는 13일 "세계적으로 이 백은 40개만 생산됐으며, 국내에는 4개만이 수입됐다. 봄/여름 시즌 상품으로 최근에 출시됐는데, ...

한국경제 | 2011.05.12 00:00 | mina76

팝아티스트 낸시랭, 영국서 '거지여왕' 퍼포먼스…왜?

... 퍼포먼스를 통해 신자유주의 시대의 계급과 개인과 국가의 경계에 대한 질문을 던지고 싶었다고 밝혀왔다. 공개 된 사진에서 낸시 랭은 붕대를 동여 맨 다리에 거지 여왕 복장을 하고 시민들에게 'the United Kingdom of Nancy Lang' 건국을 위한 모금활동을 하고 있다. 낸시 랭의 퍼포먼스는 오는 12일 엘리자베스 여왕의 생일까지 진행할 것을 계획하고 있으며 이며 이날 축하 퍼레이드에서 게릴라 퍼포먼스를 할 예정이다. 한경닷컴 뉴스팀 newsi...

한국경제 | 2010.06.07 00:00 | rang