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[해외유머] '여자와 노인'
A reporter on a community paper was sent out to interview a man who''d just passed his 101st birthday. Among other things, the reporter was curious about how a man of that age should be feeling toward woman. "I''m afraid I can''t help you much," said ...
한국경제 | 1999.06.24 00:00
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[해외유머] '신부의 고백'
The TV quiz show m.c. was interviewing a pair of newlyweds. "So you''ve only been married six days?" he said. "That''s right, "the pretty bride replied hastily, "but it seems like six months!" "How is that" the m.c. asked jovially. "Well," the g...
한국경제 | 1999.03.20 00:00
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[해외유머] '진짜 의사'
... appointment was made for surgery a week later. Leaving the hospital, Joe stopped at a men''s shop for a new suit to wear to the job interview. The salesman eyed him and produced a new suit that fit him perfectly. "How about some new underwear?" the salesman suggested. Eying ...
한국경제 | 1999.01.04 00:00
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[해외유머] '여배우와 감독'
A movie director was interviewing a pretty young actrees who had just arrived in Hollywood from Europe. After the usual question, he looked her up and down taking a good stock of the rich curves of her body. Finally he asked, "Are you a virgin?" ...
한국경제 | 1998.09.30 00:00
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[해외유머] '취직면접'
A boy who had just turned 16 proudly applied for his first real job. He was puzzled by some of the questions asked in the interview, but had no difficulty in answering the final one : "What is the one thing about yourself you would change if you could?" ...
한국경제 | 1998.06.25 00:00
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[해외유머] '노익장'
The reporter''s assignment was to interview a man who had reached his 99th birthday. Concluding his conversation with the oldster who appeared to be in good health, the man from the press said : "I certainly hope I can come back next year and see you ...
한국경제 | 1998.01.19 00:00
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[나와 컴퓨터] 박무익 <한국갤럽조사연구소 소장>
... 찾아보는 열의도 보인다. 업무에도 컴퓨터를 적극적으로 도입했다. 지난해에는 전화통화를 통한 여론조사방식에 컴퓨터 기능을 부가, 전화 통화후 바로 조사내용을 통계화할수 있는 CATI(Computer Aided Telephone Interview) 시스템을 구축 완료했다. 내년초에는 가구방문 여론조사자들이 노트북을 휴대, 여론조사후 자료를 곧바로 송신해 통계를 낼수 있는 CAPI(Computer Aided Personal Interview) 시스템을 도입할 예정이다. ...
한국경제 | 1997.11.13 00:00
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[해외유머] '채용기준'
A friend wandered into a lawyer''s office and asked, "Have you hired a new clerk yet?" "No," the lawyer replied. "I''ve interviewed three candidates. One young woman graduated second from her class at Harvard Law School. A second young woman wa...
한국경제 | 1997.09.26 00:00
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[해외유머] '엄처시하'
Mr. Hand was interviewing applicants to replace his private secretary who had resigned. His personnel mana-ger sat with him. The first applicant was a luscious, blue-eyed blonde. The second was a photogenic redhead who looked like a Hollywood st...
한국경제 | 1997.07.18 00:00
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[해외유머] '부의 분배 <상>'
In the course of an interview with a journalist of advanced economic views who had been very critical of him, Andrew Carnegie rebuked his intervie-wer for his ''equal distribution of wealth''s theories. The journalist replied with vigor, reminding ...
한국경제 | 1997.05.12 00:00