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[비즈니스 유머] 아이돌 - Idol

... taken with the male model. Afterward, she could speak of nothing but his attractive eyes and his fabulous physique. The chubby husband couldn’t but feel a bit jealous of her idol. Then he overheard her talking to her mother on the phone that night. “Oh, Mom, ...

한국경제 | 2015.02.02 21:05

[비즈니스 유머] 아내의 생일 - Wife's Birthday

“Aren’t you aware it’s a special day today?” the constantly complaining wife asked her husband. “No, honey,” replied the man. “Why, do you mean to say,” the exasperated wife queried, “you don’t ...

한국경제 | 2015.01.09 21:47

[비즈니스 유머] 죽일 놈! - A Rascal

... she opposed to capital punishment. “But this is a civil suit,” explained the judge. “A woman suing her ex-husband. It seems she put money aside for six years for a special vacation, but he took it and blew it at the horse racing.” “In ...

한국경제 | 2015.01.06 21:15

[비즈니스 유머] 남편 벌주기 - Punishing Husband

A woman, sitting for divorce, told the judge that her husband smoked too much, took a drink occasionally, was out late once in a while, spent money on fishing tackle, read the newspaper when she was talking to him, was abrupt with her relatives, etc. ...

한국경제 | 2014.12.16 21:22

[비즈니스 유머] 부부관계 - He-She Relationship

One day the husband commented to his wife about her recent weight gain. She began to protest, but the husband reminded her that their reationship was based on honesty. “Our relationship is not based on honesty,” she retorted. “It’s ...

한국경제 | 2014.12.10 21:23

[비즈니스 유머] 임무완수 - Mission Accomplished

A woman, married 45 years, asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you thinking the very first time you saw me?” He replied, “I wanted to suck those tits dry and f--k your brains out, dear.” She asked, “And what ...

한국경제 | 2014.11.26 21:15

[비즈니스 유머] 아담의 갈비뼈 - Adam`s Ribs

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out late for a few nights, Eve became upset. “You’re running around with other women,” she charged. “You’re being unreasonable,” Adam respon...

한국경제 | 2014.11.21 21:13

[비즈니스 유머] 의사들의 망발 - Doctor Bloopers

... charts: -Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. -She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. -The patient refused an autopsy. -The patient has no past history of suicides. -She ...

한국경제 | 2014.11.09 21:30

[비즈니스 유머] 남자와 여자 - He vs She

... happy with a woman he must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. -A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. -There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman. before ...

한국경제 | 2014.11.04 21:32

[비즈니스 유머] 내 남자 알아보기 - Identifying my Man

... nothing but a bag over his head and passes the three women. The first woman looks down at his penis and says, “He’s not my husband.” The second woman also looks down at his penis. “He’s not my husband either.” The third woman, notorious ...

한국경제 | 2014.10.23 21:58