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[해외유머] '가정의 날(?)'
"By the way," said the doctor after listening to the patient''s complaint, "how active is your love life?" "It''s quite regular," said the patient, "Every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday." "Maybe your problem is in that area. I should suggest ...
한국경제 | 1999.08.24 00:00
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[해외유머] '지퍼식'
... stitches." A few months later the woman showed up again with the same problem and went throught the same surgical process. As the patient was walking toward the door, the doctor said : "You won''t need may help any more." The woman looked puzzled. "You have a zipper ...
한국경제 | 1999.08.19 00:00
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[경제노트] (영어로 배우는 국제경제) 'The Long Run...'
... phrase: "In the long run, we are all dead." But what if the world economy is changing in ways that mean we won"t have to be so patient for the virtuous long run? What if the same folks who suffer the pain could enjoy the pleasure? Imagine how much easier it would ...
한국경제 | 1999.08.04 00:00
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[해외유머] '부자심리'
... embarrassed? I see nothing unusual for a rich man to drive down the street in a Cadillac." "In last year''s medel?" asked the patient. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- psychiatrist : 정신과 전문의 recurring dream : 반복되는 꿈 ...
한국경제 | 1999.05.27 00:00
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[비즈니스 명언] '성공의 비결'
1.Carefully examine every detail of the business. 2.Take time to consider and then decide quickly. 3.Dare to forward. 4.Bear your trouble patiently. 5.Never tell business lies. 6.Make no useless acquaintances. 7.Never try to appear something m ...
한국경제 | 1999.05.18 00:00
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[해외유머] '동물전문의'
... called in to see him. "Well, Sir, what''s the matter?" the doctor asked cheerfully. "Don''t you know why you are here?" growled the patient. "That''s for you to find out." "I see," said the doctor thoughtfully. "Well, if you''ll excuse me for an hour or so I''ll ...
한국경제 | 1999.04.22 00:00
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[거듭나는 공기업] '군림' 벗고 서비스기관 변신
...en"s Charter). 이 제도는 지난 91년 7월 공기업 경영혁신과 함께 서비스 질을 동시에 높이겠다는 메이저 총리의 발상에서 출발했다. 영국정부는 시민헌장을 국민들의 관심이 많은 승객(Passenger), 환자 (Patients), 학부모(Parents) 등 3P분야에 먼저 도입한뒤 다른 분야로 확대해 나갔다. 또 시민헌장을 충실히 수행한 기관을 선정해 포상하는 "클락 마크"(Clark Mark)제를 통해 인센티브를 주고 있다. 실제로 시민헌장제를 ...
한국경제 | 1999.03.30 00:00
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[교육] (영어한마디) 'Let's wait and see (기다려 봅시다)'
최근 미국 CBS방송이 환자를 안락사(assisted suiside)시키는 장면을 방영 하자 찬반 양론(pros and cons)이 들끓고 있다. 미친 짓을 했는지 환자의 권리를 보호한 것인지(Whether he moved into madness or he is a patient"s advocate) 두고 볼 일이다(Let"s wait and see). ( 한 국 경 제 신 문 1998년 12월 9일자 ).
한국경제 | 1998.12.08 00:00
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[해외유머] '숫처녀'
... her third marriage, the woman was still attractive. The bride turned to her husband and implored, "Please, darling, try to be patient with me in bed-I''m still a virgin." "A virgin!" her mate exclaimed. "But you''ve been married two times before!" "I know it''s a little ...
한국경제 | 1998.11.28 00:00
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[해외유머] '의사와 환자'
"Good heavens, Doctor! What a terrific bill," the patient protested. "Well," said the doctor, "as a matter of fact, you should be grateful to me." "Why is that, Doctor?" asked the patient. "If you knew," the doctor replied, "what an interesting case ...
한국경제 | 1998.08.31 00:00