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"That's some nurse," said the patient to a young intern who was making his rounds. "Why, just the touch of her hand cooled my fever." "Yes,I know," said the intern. "I heard the slap all the way down at the other end of the hall." -----------------...

한국경제 | 2003.10.21 00:00

Throughout his career as specialist in circumcision, the surgeon saved the foreskins of his patients in specimen jars as mementos. Now, retiring, he wished to fashion them into a souvenir. So he brought hundreds of them to a leathersmith, and asked him ...

한국경제 | 2003.05.22 00:00

"By the way," said the doctor after litstening to the patient's complaint, "how active is your love life?" "It's quite regular," said the patient. "Every Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday and Friday." "Maybe your problem is in that area. I should suggest you ...

한국경제 | 2003.05.13 00:00

Patient:"Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losting my temper with people." Doctor:"Tell me about your problem." Patient:"I just did, didn't I, you stupid bastard!!" ---------------------------------------------------...

한국경제 | 2003.01.19 00:00

... night of her third marriage, the woman was still attractive. The bride to her husband and implored, "Please, darling, try to be patient with me in bed-I'm still a virgin." "A virgin!" her mate exclaimed. "But you've been married two times before!" "I know it's a little ...

한국경제 | 2002.09.12 00:00

At a department store,a difficult consumer and a patient clerk were having a hard time getting the right stuff. Nothing the clerk provided was exactly what the woman wanted. Finally, the finicky shopper said in annoyance, "Can't you find a smarter clerk ...

한국경제 | 2002.07.17 00:00

'잉글리시 페이션트(English Patient)'로 오스카상을 수상한 프랑스 여배우 쥘리에트 비노슈가 6일 영국 영화감독 존 보어맨의 새 영화에 출연키로 하고 계약서에 서명했다. 비노슈는 이날 남아프리카공화국의 진실과 화해위원회(TRC)를 그린 영화 '컨트리 오브 마이 스컬(Country of My Skull)'에 주연으로 출연키로 하고 출연 계약서에 서명했다고 설명했다. 소피 마르소와 함께 프랑스의 대표적인 영화배우로 오는 9일 38회 생일을 ...

한국경제 | 2002.03.07 17:40

`잉글리시 페이션트(English Patient)'로 오스카상을 수상한 프랑스 여배우 줄리엣 비노쉬가 6일 영국 영화감독 존 보어맨의 새 영화에 출연키로 하고 계약서에 서명했다. 비노쉬는 이날 남아프리카공화국의 진실과화해위원회(TRC)를 그린 영화 `컨트리오브 마이 스컬(Country of My Skull)'에 주연으로 출연키로 하고 출연 계약서에 서명했다고 설명했다. 소피 마르소와 함께 프랑스의 대표적인 영화배우로 오는 9일 38회 생일을 맞는 ...

연합뉴스 | 2002.03.07 00:00

... during sex." He left with the bottle of pills and a smile on his face. Nearly a month passed. One day the doctor passed by the patient coming down in a wheelchair. "What happened?" asked the doctor. "Don't worry, doc," the patient said, "two more days and she'll ...

한국경제 | 2002.02.20 17:57

... needed. "Why all the attention?" asked the friend. "After all, you're not in a very serious condition." "You know," smiled the patient,"the girls sort of formed a fan club when the word got around that my circumcision required twenty-two stitches. ---------------...

한국경제 | 2002.02.06 13:46