전체뉴스 811-820 / 847건
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[해외유머] '다른 소견'
... prompted a man from a rural area to come to town to be examined by a physician. After a series of tests, the physician advised the patient that he would have to get rid of the dog that was evidently causing the allergic reaction. As the man was preparing to leave the office, ...
한국경제 | 1998.08.25 00:00
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[해외유머] '의사와 변호사'
... autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" A : "No." Q : "Did you check for blood pressure?" A : "No." Q : "So then it is possible the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" A : "No." Q : "How can you be so sure?" A : "Because his brain was sitting on my desk ...
한국경제 | 1998.07.31 00:00
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"모범벤처사에 투자" .. '한국형 벤처모형 구축' 세미나
... 벤처에 직접 투자를 하는 사례가 있었으나 국내에서 공공기관이 벤처에 직접투자하는 사업을 펴기로 한 것은 이번이 처음이다. 이같은 방식의 벤처 모형이 성공한 것은 캐나다로 캐나다개발은행(BDC)은 리스크가 높은 페이션트 벤처(Patient Venture)분야에 대규모로 투자를 해 결실을 거뒀다. 이같은 사례를 발판으로 국내에선 창업투자회사를 통해 벤처투자조합을 결성한 뒤 이 자금으로 벤처업체를 육성하게 된다. 중진공과 한국경제신문은 지금까지 일반창투사가 참여하지 ...
한국경제 | 1998.05.15 00:00
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[해외유머] '위험한 수술'
... ailment for which an operation was absolutely imperative. The patient turned pale and asked, "Isn''t it very dangerous?" "Yes," the ... see, you''ve got a good chance to recover because my last five patients died," the doctor reassured him. ---------------------------...
한국경제 | 1998.05.09 00:00
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[해외유머] '아랍여인들'
Since time immemorial Arabian men rode majestically on their donkeys, while members of their harem, laden down with all sorts of burdens, trudged patiently behind on foot. After World War II, however, all that was changed Harem wives we re emanci...
한국경제 | 1998.05.04 00:00
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[해외유머] '할인서비스(?)'
... cold, rainy morning when the doctor was awakened by an emergency phone call. Struggling out of bed, he drove miles to reach the patient. "Why didn''t you call me in the daytime?" the doctor inquired. "We''re poor people, sir, and not able to pay much," the father ...
한국경제 | 1998.04.20 00:00
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[해외유머] '부부'
Psychiatrist : "How is your relationship with your wife?" Patient : "Just so-so." Psychiatrist : "Have you ever cheated on your wife?" Patient : "Yes." Psychiatrist : "Why?" Patient : "Because there''s no one else to cheat on." ----------------...
한국경제 | 1998.03.10 00:00
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[해외유머] '노인의 고충'
The 80-year-old patient explained his predicament to the doctor. He had recently married a gorgeous girl in her twenties and every night at bedtime, when he and the bride were ready, he would fall asleep. The doctor scribbled out a prescription and ...
한국경제 | 1998.02.28 00:00
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[해외유머] '건강비결 <상>'
... after making a thorough physical examination of an oldster. "And how old did you say you were?" "Seventy-nine," replied the old patient. "Well, you have the health of a man of fifty. How have you managed to keep so fit?" (To be concluded) -------------------------...
한국경제 | 1997.12.08 00:00
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[해외유머] '의사와 사냥'
... beasts are too quick for me." "Why, doctor," the pawky keeper replied, "you surely didn''t expect them to lie still like your patients till you kill them." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- new to the gun : 총을 처음 잡아보는 ferret ...
한국경제 | 1997.09.30 00:00