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A patient complained to the doctor that he was unable to sleep at night. The doctor told him not to eat anything before going to bed. "But," said the patient irritably, "two months ago you told me to eat something before going to bed." "Well, this just ...

한국경제 | 2001.01.04 00:00

The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing. The patient put it in his pocket, but he forgot to have it filled. Every morning for several months, he used it as a railroad ...

한국경제 | 2000.09.01 00:00

Here are some excuses doctors heard from patients explaining why they can''t exercise. "An earthquake drained my pool." "My dog ate my running shoes." "My wife would be angry if I lost weight." "If I exercise, I might not have enough energy left over ...

한국경제 | 2000.08.31 00:00

... station due to open in an hour with only one car waiting. Joyfully, he got into line, only to be beeped on his paging service by a patient. He called the patient from a phone booth at the station and determined hes ailment was not serious. Since the patient lived ...

한국경제 | 2000.05.26 00:00

The dentist needed to take an impression of the new patient''s mouth in order to have dentures made. The material he had prepared was ready, and he placed the impression tray in mouth. When he removed the tray, he noticed a large air bubble in a critical ...

한국경제 | 2000.04.25 00:00

The student nurse''s first patient was a little boy who had spent considerable time in the hospital to be familiar with everything. The nurse was to count his heartbeat. After warming the metal on her hand, she placed the stethoscope on his chest. She ...

한국경제 | 2000.04.22 00:00

Patient : Doctor, I feel very depressed. Doctor : You should cut down on drinks. Patient : I don''t touch a drop. Doctor : You should cut down on smoking. Patient : I don''t smoke. Doctor : You should stop taking drugs. Patient : I don''t do drugs. ...

한국경제 | 2000.03.31 00:00

Patient : Why am I in here? Doctor : You''ve had an accident involving a train. Patient : What happened? Doctor : Your legs were injured so bad that we had to amputate both of them. Patient : That''s terrible! Doctor : I''ve got some good news too. ...

한국경제 | 2000.03.30 00:00

Patient-Doctor, you must help me. Doctor-Well, tell me what can I do for you. Patient-I''m under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor-Tell me about your problem. Patient-I just did, didn''t I, you stupid bastard!!! -...

한국경제 | 2000.03.28 00:00

"Would you help me?" the dentist implored Mrs.Smith, his patient. "You mean to say I can help you? How?" asked the patient. "Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?" said the doctor. "Why, Doc? As a matter of fact, it isn''t ...

한국경제 | 1999.12.24 00:00