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[해외유머] '시행착오의 교훈'
... his advice. "Mr.Smith, how can I be successful in this job?" "Young man", said the elderly man, "the key to your success are ''right decisions!''" "Thank you, sir. But how can I be sure I am making right decisions?" "Experience!" A long silence followed. "That ...
한국경제 | 2000.07.26 00:00
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[해외유머] '노인 운전사'
... asked what the problem was. The officer told him that whenever they pulled away from an intersection, he did not look to the right to see if it was clear. "I never to", said the elderly man firmly. "That''s Mum''s side to look". -----------------------------...
한국경제 | 2000.07.21 00:00
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[해외유머] '인체설계'
... millions of electrical connections." The third said, "Actually, it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a waste pipeline right through a recreational area?" --------------------------------------------------------------- mechanical engineer : 기계기술자 ...
한국경제 | 2000.07.14 00:00
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[해외유머] '신부님과 목사님'
... first person in the confessional booth was a young man who promptly confessed to an act of fornication. Said the priest, "That''s all right, son... just drop $100 into the collection box as you leave." "But Father Tracy only charges $10!" protested the man. "Maybe ...
한국경제 | 2000.07.06 00:00
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[해외유머] 마라톤 섹스
... keyhole. As he was about to give up, he heard the man, in a plaintive voice, say, "Honey, it''s almost dawn. Now will you let me?" "All right," said a female voice. "Go ahead and take it out." --------------------------------------------------------------- glue : ...
한국경제 | 2000.07.04 00:00
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[임성우 변호사의 'e비즈 법률클리닉] (6) '유명인과 인터넷
... 있겠습니다. 이 경우는 이름 그 자체가 하나의 상표나 서비스표 등 영업표지와 마찬가지로 상표법 혹은 부정경쟁방지법에 의한 보호를 받게 될 것입니다. 다음으로, 상표나 영업표지와는 무관하게 보호되는 권리가 있는데, "퍼블리시티권(right of publicity)"이라는 것입니다. 물론 유명인이 아니라도 함부로 다른 사람의 이름이나 초상을 사용할 수는 없는 것이지요. 이는 사생활 보호의 차원에서 당연한 것입니다. 그러나, 유명인들은 자신의 이름이 거론된다고 해서 ...
한국경제 | 2000.07.04 00:00
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[해외유머] '눈길출근'
... waited were an elderly man and woman. When the bus appeared, its driver, with a toot of the horn and a wave of the hand, passed right by the waving couple. The man was shocked by his rudeness, and when the bus stopped for him he angrily asked him why he had left ...
한국경제 | 2000.06.26 00:00
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[해외유머] '처녀들의 고해성사'
... Fisher''s night to hear confessions, and there were four coeds in the lineup. The first girl said, "Father, I touched a man right on his private parts with my finger!" "Say a hundred Hail Marys and dip your finger in the holy water on the way out of the ch...
한국경제 | 2000.06.13 00:00
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[해외유머] '과욕'
... without me," he said. "What do you suppose I''d do if you died?" the boss asked. "Well, in that case I suppose you''d get along all right." "We''ll just consider you''re dead. You''re fired!" said the boss. --------------------------------------------------------------- ...
한국경제 | 2000.06.03 00:00
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[해외유머] '남녀평등'
The candidate for congress had made a speech to the ladies auxiliary. The audience broke into applause when the candidate finished his speech. Then the parson''s wife said, "You hold a bold stand for equal rights. Now what''s your position on porn...
한국경제 | 2000.06.01 00:00