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    • [해외유머] '건강비결 <상>'

      ... after making a thorough physical examination of an oldster. "And how old did you say you were?" "Seventy-nine," replied the old patient. "Well, you have the health of a man of fifty. How have you managed to keep so fit?" (To be concluded) -------------------------...

      한국경제 | 1997.12.08 00:00

    • [해외유머] '의사와 사냥'

      ... beasts are too quick for me." "Why, doctor," the pawky keeper replied, "you surely didn''t expect them to lie still like your patients till you kill them." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- new to the gun : 총을 처음 잡아보는 ferret ...

      한국경제 | 1997.09.30 00:00

    • [해외유머] '의학용어'

      "If there is anything wrong with me," the patient told his doctor, "don''t frighten me by giving it a scientific name. Just tell me what''s wrong in plain English." "Well, to be frank," said the doctor after a check-up, "you''re just plain lazy." ...

      한국경제 | 1997.09.19 00:00

    • [해외유머] '아내의 소원'

      ... really long. "Well," said the doctor. "I see it''s quite long. I guess we''ll have to operate and cut part of it off." The patient''s wife spoke up and said, "Doc, can''t you just stretch his legs?" appendage : 부속물 operate : 수술하다 speak up : 큰 소리로 말하다 stretch ...

      한국경제 | 1997.09.10 00:00

    • [해외유머] '한 백년'

      ... live to be 100 years of age called on his doctor. "You have to give up drinking, smoking and women," said the doctor to the patient in his sixties. "Will I live to be 100 then?" asked the man. "No," replied the doctor, "but it will seem like it." seem like ...

      한국경제 | 1997.08.23 00:00

    • [해외유머] '개미의 피크닉'

      Doctor : You''ve simply got to have more diversion and relaxation." Patient : "But, doctor, I''m too busy." Doctor : "Nonsense! The ants are hard-working creatures, but they always have time to attend all the picnics." ===========================...

      한국경제 | 1997.07.26 00:00

    • [해외유머] '과소비'

      The patient was trying to explain his unhappiness to the psychiatrist. "I''ve a son at Harvard and another son at Yale. I''ve bought them brand-new Italian racing cras, my wife a Buick and myself a Cadillac. I''ve a town house and a summer house in ...

      한국경제 | 1997.06.03 00:00

    • [해외유머] '노주'

      The very old habitue went to the doctor for a checkup. During the course of the examination the doctor noticed that the patient''s hands fluttered and quivered like leaves during a windstorm. "You must do a great deal of drinking," observed the doctor. ...

      한국경제 | 1997.03.29 00:00

    • [해외유머] '과학발전'

      A patient complained to the doctor that he was unable to sleep at night. The doctor told him to eat something before going to bed. "But," said the patient, "two months ago you told me not to eat anything before going to bed." "Well, this just illustrates ...

      한국경제 | 1997.03.15 00:00

    • [단신] '영국환자' 아카데미상 12개부문 수상후보에 올라

      2차대전을 배경으로 한 애정영화 "영국환자 (The English Patient)"가 제69회 오스카상 작품상, 감독상, 남녀배우주연상 등 12개부문 수상후보에 올랐다. 블랙코미디 "파고"와 전기영화 "샤인"은 각각 7개부문, "제리 맥과이어"와 "비밀과 거짓말"은 각각 5개부문에 노미네이트됐다. 작품상 후보에는 "영국 환자" "파고" "제리 맥과이어" "비밀과 거짓말" "샤인" 등이 지명됐으며, 감독상 후보에는 앤서니 밍겔라( 영국환자)와 ...

      한국경제 | 1997.02.12 00:00