전체뉴스 831-840 / 881건
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[해외유머] '두가지 소식'
Doctor after thorough examination of the patient : "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient : "Well, give me the bad news first." Doctor : "You have cancer. I estimate that you have about two years left." Patient ...
한국경제 | 1999.11.18 00:00
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[해외유머] '누드쇼'
... totally naked woman with a glorious figure appered for about five seconds, stretching her arms upward before disappering. The patient thought he had remained motionless during the exhibition, but the dentist, still facing away from the window, knew something had ...
한국경제 | 1999.11.12 00:00
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[해외유머] '섹스광'
A psychiatrist found his patient somewhat loath to reveal the nature of his difficulties. So he tried an experiment. He took pad and pencil and drew a straight line up and down. Then he asked the young man, "What is this I just drew?" "A sexy girl," ...
한국경제 | 1999.11.05 00:00
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[해외유머] '구두쇠 환자'
The rich but miserly patient shook his doctor''s hand in gratitude and said, "Since we''ve become the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will." "That ...
한국경제 | 1999.08.27 00:00
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[해외유머] '가정의 날(?)'
"By the way," said the doctor after listening to the patient''s complaint, "how active is your love life?" "It''s quite regular," said the patient, "Every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday." "Maybe your problem is in that area. I should suggest ...
한국경제 | 1999.08.24 00:00
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[해외유머] '지퍼식'
... stitches." A few months later the woman showed up again with the same problem and went throught the same surgical process. As the patient was walking toward the door, the doctor said : "You won''t need may help any more." The woman looked puzzled. "You have a zipper ...
한국경제 | 1999.08.19 00:00
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[경제노트] (영어로 배우는 국제경제) 'The Long Run...'
... phrase: "In the long run, we are all dead." But what if the world economy is changing in ways that mean we won"t have to be so patient for the virtuous long run? What if the same folks who suffer the pain could enjoy the pleasure? Imagine how much easier it would ...
한국경제 | 1999.08.04 00:00
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[해외유머] '부자심리'
... embarrassed? I see nothing unusual for a rich man to drive down the street in a Cadillac." "In last year''s medel?" asked the patient. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- psychiatrist : 정신과 전문의 recurring dream : 반복되는 꿈 ...
한국경제 | 1999.05.27 00:00
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[비즈니스 명언] '성공의 비결'
1.Carefully examine every detail of the business. 2.Take time to consider and then decide quickly. 3.Dare to forward. 4.Bear your trouble patiently. 5.Never tell business lies. 6.Make no useless acquaintances. 7.Never try to appear something m ...
한국경제 | 1999.05.18 00:00
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[해외유머] '동물전문의'
... called in to see him. "Well, Sir, what''s the matter?" the doctor asked cheerfully. "Don''t you know why you are here?" growled the patient. "That''s for you to find out." "I see," said the doctor thoughtfully. "Well, if you''ll excuse me for an hour or so I''ll ...
한국경제 | 1999.04.22 00:00