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[해외유머] '로마의 택시기사'
... cabdriver was telling a passenger that only real men like himself drive taxis in Rome. "We use our left hand for signals and our right to wave at women," he said proudly. His passenger was puzzled and it was some time before he finally asked, "But how do you steer?" ...
한국경제 | 1998.10.26 00:00
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[해외유머] '우편서비스'
... urgent letter. It was already overdue but he was out of stamps and the post office was closed. He taped a quarter to the upper right-hand corner of the envelope, wrote "PLEASE!" underneath it, and dropped it into the mailbox. The next week he received a white ...
한국경제 | 1998.10.09 00:00
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[해외유머] '천당 갈 사람들'
... shouted, "Don''t you want to go to heaven when you die?" "Oh," the drunk replied, "when I die. I thought you were making up a load right now." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- frontier : 미개척지와 접한 변경지대 evangelist : 전도사, 선교사 ...
한국경제 | 1998.08.26 00:00
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[해외유머] '서비스업'
... "Now don''t worry, honey," the engineer''s wife told her. "You just jump back in bed and cover up. I''ll send my husband over right away." The husband, overhearing the conversation, couldn''t help bursting into laughter. ------------------------------------...
한국경제 | 1998.08.21 00:00
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[해외유머] '여자의 호기심'
... across the way with not one stitch of clothes on, and it''s a shocking way to run a hotel." "I''ll send the house detective up right away, madam," the manager assured her. The detective entered the woman''s room, peered across the way and said, "You''re right, ...
한국경제 | 1998.08.18 00:00
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[해외유머] '꼬마술꾼'
... to the barmaid as he entered the bar. "Why, do you want to get me in trouble?" she asked. The lad replied, "Maybe later, but right now I just want a drink." --------------------------------------------------------------------- make it a double : (술을)두잔짜리(곱배기)로 ...
한국경제 | 1998.08.08 00:00
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[해외유머] '고운말쓰기'
... night the boy approached his father, who had not yet been apprised of the new code. "Daddy", his said, "I want to whisper." "All right, son", answered his father, "do it in my ear." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- instruct ...
한국경제 | 1998.07.22 00:00
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[금주 비즈니스 명언] '변명' ; '완벽한 관료'
변명 It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow 일을 제대로 하는 것이 잘못해놓고 변명하는 것보다 시간을 덜 잡아먹는다. - 헨리 워즈워스 롱펠로(미국의 시인.1807.2~1882.3) 완벽한 관료 The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages ...
한국경제 | 1998.07.13 00:00
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[해외유머] '미남 판매원'
... housewife : "I think you should know... my husband will be home in about forty-five minutes." Handsome salesman : "That''s all right. I haven''t done anything wrong." Housewife : "I know, I know. But if you intend to, you''d better hurry." ----------------...
한국경제 | 1998.06.15 00:00
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[해외유머] '작취미성'
... headache after a boozy night. He rang the office and explained to the boss that he was too ill to report for duty. "That''s all right, George," said the boss soothingly, "go back to bed and look after yourself." When the boss hung up the phone, his assistant said, ...
한국경제 | 1998.05.18 00:00