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[해외유머] '손님길들이기'
In a crowded bar, a man picked up an ashtray and began to pound it on the bar. The barmaid said she would be right there. But he continued his loud pounding. The girl went over to the cash register, wrote something on a piece of paper and laid it ...
한국경제 | 1998.05.05 00:00
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[해외유머] '과실치사'
... started looking under everything. Finally, he lifted the rug, pointed to a round metal plate in the floor, and said, "Aha, I''m right." He used a pen knife to unscrew the metal plate, which he tossed out the window. Then he climbed into bed for a hot session. They ...
한국경제 | 1998.04.22 00:00
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[해외유머] '아버지들의 행렬'
... husband to her daughter by her first husband. "Darling," she said, "I want you to meet your daddy. Say something to him." "All right, mom," said the girl. "Daddy, would you please write down your name on my visitors'' book?" --------------------------------...
한국경제 | 1998.03.13 00:00
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[해외유머] '여자의 화근'
... lass who wanted to become an air line stewardess. These girls have to be really fit, so the exam was thorough. "Heart''s all right," said the doc. "Lung''s all right... Now show me the thing that gets all you girls in trouble!" As she reached to strip off her ...
한국경제 | 1998.03.04 00:00
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[해외유머] '아버지와 어머니'
... and-." His mother stopped him, saying, "Tell me the rest when your Daddy gets home tonight." At dinner that night, she said, "All right, Bobby, you may finish your story." "Well, last Sunday, when you weren''t home," lisped Bobby, "Daddy took the maid upstairs ...
한국경제 | 1998.02.26 00:00
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[해외유머] '아내와 여비서'
... his eyes and said, "Guess who?" "I told you there was no time for fooling around," he shouted. "I need to have those letters right now." ======================================================================= tiptoe : 발끝으로 걷다 clasp one''s hands : 양손의 손가락을 ...
한국경제 | 1998.02.14 00:00
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[실록 '외환대란'] (1) '운명의 한달' .. "한국을 탈출하라"
... 언론들을 "저질 삼류에다 국익을 생각하지도 않는다"며 연일 출입기자들과 논전을 벌여 왔던 중이었다. 강부총리는 해외언론들과도 논전을 벌이게 되면서 "자신을 제외하고 모두를 상대로 싸우는" 꼴이 되고 말았다. 이날 저녁 결정타가 홍콩에서 날아들었다. 페레그린증권은 다음날 새벽 전세계에 배포될 보고서에 다음과 같이 썼다. "즉시 한국을 탈출하라 ; Get out of Korea,right now" (한국경제신문 1998년 2월 9일자).
한국경제 | 1998.02.09 00:00
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[해외유머] '농산물 가격'
"Food prices are ridiculous," the city dweller told the farmer. "Never have farm products cost so much." "You''re right," agreed the farmer, "but you must understand-when a farmer is supposed to know the botanical names of what he''s raising and the ...
한국경제 | 1998.02.07 00:00
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[해외유머] '섹스영화'
... "my mother said I''d turn to stone if I ever looked at a movie like that. And you know something? Part of me is getting hard right now." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- run smack into : 달음박질하여 ~와 부딪치다 What''s the ...
한국경제 | 1998.01.23 00:00
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[해외유머] '경영 아이디어'
... why. "Well," the man said, "You know how those school-teachers are. They maked you do it over and over again until you get it right." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- obsessed with : ~에 사로잡혀 all manner of : 모든 종류의 ...
한국경제 | 1998.01.22 00:00