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    • [해외유머] '구두쇠 환자 <하>'

      Months later the doctor met his formet patient. "How do feel?" he asked. "Wonderful, doctor, never better." "I''ve been meaning to speak to you," said the doctor, "about that money for the new hospital." "What are you talking about?" said the patient. ...

      한국경제 | 1997.02.05 00:00

    • [해외유머] '구두쇠 환자 <상>'

      "I think," said the doctor, "that although you are a very sick man I''ll be able to pull you through." "Oh, doctor," the rich patient was desperate, "if you do that I''ll donate $500,000 for your new hospital when I get well." Fortunately in due course the patient ...

      한국경제 | 1997.02.04 00:00

    • [해외유머] '할인(?)'

      ... cold, rainy morning when the doctor was awakened by an emergency phone call. Struggling out of bed, he drove miles to reach the patient. "Why didn''t you call me in the daytime?" the doctor inquired. "We''re poor people, sir, and not able to pay much," the father ...

      한국경제 | 1996.08.19 00:00

    • [해외유머] '낚시꾼'

      The man had been fishing patiently for several hours whthout a bite when a small boy strolled up. "Any luck, mister?" said the boy. "Run away, boy," growled the angler in gruff tones. "No offense, sir," said the boy, as he walked away, "only I j...

      한국경제 | 1996.08.05 00:00

    • [해외유머] '돈걱정'

      A doctor diagnosed a patient''s run-domw condition as too much worry over money matters. "Relax," he ordered. "Just two weeks ago I had another fellow here in a dither because he couldn''t pay his builder''s bill. I told him to ferget about them, ...

      한국경제 | 1996.05.28 00:00

    • [해외유머] '음심'

      I was fluoroscoping a patient in my office. "Now," I said, "I want you t lie flat on your back." I heard no response or movement from the table. Since the room was blackened out, neiter Miss Smith, my nurse, nor I could see the patient. Fearing he ...

      한국경제 | 1996.04.23 00:00

    • [해외유머] '수의'

      ... was called to see a very testy aristocrat. "well, sir, what''s the matter?" he asked cheerfully. "That''s sir," snapped the patient "is for you to find out." "I see, said the doctor. "Them in that case, I will call in a veterinarian. He''s the only one who can ...

      한국경제 | 1996.03.11 00:00

    • [해외유머] '간호사'

      "That''s some nurse," said the patient to a young intern who was making his rounds. "Why, just the touch of her hand cooled my fever." "Yes, I know," said the intern. "I heard the slap all the way down at the other end of the hall." some : (미국구어) ...

      한국경제 | 1996.03.08 00:00

    • [한경초대석] 제임스 블록 <미 존스홉킨스병원 원장>

      ... 질등에 대한 환자의 만족도를 묻고 이것을 매달 평가해 개선하도록 노력합니다" 미국의 유에스뉴스앤드월드리포트지가 뽑는 "미국의 최고병원"에서 거의 매년 1위를 기록하는 미존스홉킨스병원의 제임스 블록원장은 "환자우선주의 (Patient,First)는 우리 병원의 원칙"이라고 말한다. 의료비가 비싼 미국은 병상이 늘 남아돌므로 한국처럼 환자가 넘치는 상황과 동일선상에서 비교하긴 어렵다. 그러나 환자의 만족이 없는 우수한 병원은 없다는 것이 블록원장의 설명이다. ...

      한국경제 | 1994.11.14 00:00

    • [해외유머] 동문서답

      "What brought you to the hospital?" is a question nurses ask new patients. One lively 76-year-old woman promptly answered, "My son''s car." ----------------------------------------------------------------- What brought you here?: 무슨 일로 왔는가? 어떻게 왔는가? ...

      한국경제 | 1994.09.08 00:00