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    • [비즈니스 유머] 충직한 에밀리

      ... me Ken Galbraith. This is Lyndon Johnson." "He is sleeping, Mr. President. He said not to disturb him." "Well, wake him up. I want to talk to him." "No, Mr. President. I work for him, not you." When Galbraith called the president back, he could scarcely control his pleasure. ...

      한국경제 | 2002.07.19 00:00

    • [비즈니스 유머] 여자의 수다

      ... preached for an hour and a half. I asked him about this. "Well," he explained, "that first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my dentures were still hurting a lot. Not the third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures and I couldn't ...

      한국경제 | 2002.07.10 00:00

    • [비즈니스 유머] 채플린

      While talking a group of his colleagues, Charlie Chaplin kept slapping at a fly buzzing around his head. Calling for a swatter, he swung several times but missed. At last, the offender settled down before him, and Chaplin lifted the swatter for the...

      한국경제 | 2002.07.04 00:00

    • [비즈니스 유머] 미국이민 수칙(2)

      A perfect Asian-American kid. - Score 1600 on the SAT. - Play the violin or piano on the level of a concert performer. - Apply to and be accepted by 27 colleges. - Have three hobbies:studying,studying and studying. - Love classical music and det...

      한국경제 | 2002.05.28 17:16

    • 2002 국제 재즈댄스 페스티벌

      ... S.F.A.무용단 등 4개 단체로구성된 '한국 뭉치 재즈댄스회'는 'The Game'이라는 타이틀 아래 각각 희.노.애.락의 테마를 붙인 공연을 준비했다. 또 댄스무브 컴퍼니는 「Free Style」과 「Woman」을, LA 퍼포밍 아트 댄스 컴퍼니는 「What the Future Can Bring...(미래가 가져올 수 있는 것)」과 「Body Talk」를 공연한다. ☎ 512-3547. (서울=연합뉴스) 정성호 기자 sisyphe@yna.co.kr

      연합뉴스 | 2002.05.16 00:00

    • [비즈니스 유머] 경제학자

      For three years, the young assistant professor took his vacations at a country inn. He had an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he arrived at the inn. Now he was surprised to find his lover sitting on t...

      한국경제 | 2002.05.08 17:26

    • "하이닉스-마이크론 재협상 가능성 배제못해"

      하이닉스 매각안 부결에도 불구하고 정부는 마이크론이 수정안을 제시할 경우 협상테이블에 다시 앉을 수 있다고 시사했다. 금융감독위원회 고위 관계자는 30일 "전적으로 마이크론측의 의지에 달려있지만 마이크론측이 수정안을 제시해온다면 재협상의 여지는 남아있는 것 아니겠느냐"고 말했다. 이 관계자는 "이사회의 매각안 부결로 매각협상이 사실상 결렬됐지만 마이크론측이 그럼에도 불구하고 매각안을 수정해 재협상할 의사를 타진해온다면 이에 응할 수도 있다"...

      연합뉴스 | 2002.04.30 00:00

    • [비즈니스 유머] '남성동업자'

      A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman assured him that whatever it was that he needed to discuss that he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism. The man agree and said, ...

      한국경제 | 2002.04.08 17:59

    • [비즈니스 유머] '즐거움과 고역'

      Two drill sergeants were talking outside the PX "These long hours...I can't handle anymore. Even making love to my wife is getting to be work,"one said. "There's no way that be considered work," the other replied. After some argument they agreed t...

      한국경제 | 2002.04.02 17:20

    • [비즈니스 유머] '인습'

      A woman, preparing the dinner, cut off the end of the ham before placing it in a pan for baking. "Why did you cut off the end?" her daughter asked. "I don't know but my mother always did, so I thought you were supposed to." Later when talking to he...

      한국경제 | 2002.03.11 13:19