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[해외유머] '부부'
Psychiatrist : "How is your relationship with your wife?" Patient : "Just so-so." Psychiatrist : "Have you ever cheated on your wife?" Patient : "Yes." Psychiatrist : "Why?" Patient : "Because there''s no one else to cheat on." ----------------...
한국경제 | 1998.03.10 00:00
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[해외유머] '노인의 고충'
The 80-year-old patient explained his predicament to the doctor. He had recently married a gorgeous girl in her twenties and every night at bedtime, when he and the bride were ready, he would fall asleep. The doctor scribbled out a prescription and ...
한국경제 | 1998.02.28 00:00
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[해외유머] '건강비결 <상>'
... after making a thorough physical examination of an oldster. "And how old did you say you were?" "Seventy-nine," replied the old patient. "Well, you have the health of a man of fifty. How have you managed to keep so fit?" (To be concluded) -------------------------...
한국경제 | 1997.12.08 00:00
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[해외유머] '의사와 사냥'
... beasts are too quick for me." "Why, doctor," the pawky keeper replied, "you surely didn''t expect them to lie still like your patients till you kill them." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- new to the gun : 총을 처음 잡아보는 ferret ...
한국경제 | 1997.09.30 00:00
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[해외유머] '의학용어'
"If there is anything wrong with me," the patient told his doctor, "don''t frighten me by giving it a scientific name. Just tell me what''s wrong in plain English." "Well, to be frank," said the doctor after a check-up, "you''re just plain lazy." ...
한국경제 | 1997.09.19 00:00
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[해외유머] '아내의 소원'
... really long. "Well," said the doctor. "I see it''s quite long. I guess we''ll have to operate and cut part of it off." The patient''s wife spoke up and said, "Doc, can''t you just stretch his legs?" appendage : 부속물 operate : 수술하다 speak up : 큰 소리로 말하다 stretch ...
한국경제 | 1997.09.10 00:00
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[해외유머] '한 백년'
... live to be 100 years of age called on his doctor. "You have to give up drinking, smoking and women," said the doctor to the patient in his sixties. "Will I live to be 100 then?" asked the man. "No," replied the doctor, "but it will seem like it." seem like ...
한국경제 | 1997.08.23 00:00
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[해외유머] '개미의 피크닉'
Doctor : You''ve simply got to have more diversion and relaxation." Patient : "But, doctor, I''m too busy." Doctor : "Nonsense! The ants are hard-working creatures, but they always have time to attend all the picnics." ===========================...
한국경제 | 1997.07.26 00:00
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[해외유머] '과소비'
The patient was trying to explain his unhappiness to the psychiatrist. "I''ve a son at Harvard and another son at Yale. I''ve bought them brand-new Italian racing cras, my wife a Buick and myself a Cadillac. I''ve a town house and a summer house in ...
한국경제 | 1997.06.03 00:00
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[해외유머] '노주'
The very old habitue went to the doctor for a checkup. During the course of the examination the doctor noticed that the patient''s hands fluttered and quivered like leaves during a windstorm. "You must do a great deal of drinking," observed the doctor. ...
한국경제 | 1997.03.29 00:00