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[해외유머] '천재소년 <하>'
... four of that I have two of?" she asked. "Legs," the boy replied. "What is a four-letter word meaning intercourse?" she continued. "Talk," the boy replied. The teacher turned to the principal. "Well, what should I do?" He drew her aside and whispered, "You better ...
한국경제 | 1997.03.07 00:00
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브이플러스, "클릭앤토크" 베타버전 국내 공급
... 비즈니스 활성화에 전기가 될것으로 기대된다. 보컬텍의 국내총판인 브이플러스는 5일 별도의 인터넷폰 소프트웨어를 설치하지 않고도 인터넷을 이용,홈페이지 검색중 화면에서 직접 일반 전화 로 연결해주는 "클릭앤토크"(Clikc&Talk) 베타버전의 국내 공급에 나선다 고 밝혔다. 이 프로그램을 이용하면 홈페이지에서 아이콘으로 제공하는 "Call" 버튼 만을 눌러 국제 전화요금 부담없이 홈페이지 담당자 또는 상담원과 직접 통화를 할수 있다고 회사측은 설명했다. ...
한국경제 | 1997.03.05 00:00
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[해외유머] '구두쇠 환자 <하>'
Months later the doctor met his formet patient. "How do feel?" he asked. "Wonderful, doctor, never better." "I''ve been meaning to speak to you," said the doctor, "about that money for the new hospital." "What are you talking about?" said the pa...
한국경제 | 1997.02.05 00:00
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[해외유머] '섹스와 요트'
A young politician was invited to talk to a local women''s club on the subject of sex. However, he was afraid his wife wouldn''t understand, so he told her the subject of the lecture was sailing. A week after the speech, his wife ran into a woman from ...
한국경제 | 1997.01.28 00:00
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역내 공동체 구축 .. APEC 정상 무엇을 논의하나
... 98년 콸라룸푸르 회의에서 신규가입을 결정한뒤 99년 오클랜드회의에서 신규 가입국의 활동을 시작하는 것을 골자로 한 마닐라 각료회의 결과를 최종 추인할 것으로 보인다. "말이 필요없다. 실행에 옮겨야할 때다"(No more talk;it"s time for action) 라는 수빅정상회의의 기치처럼 이번 APEC정상회의는 지금까지의 논의를 위한 회담에서 한걸음 더 나아가 논의의 성과를 바탕으로 구체적인 행동에 들어가도록 회원국 정상들이 합의한다는 점에서 ...
한국경제 | 1996.11.25 00:00
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[해외유머] '자유부인'
... "How often do you have it in the daytime?" the researcher asked. "About three times a week," said she. "And do you and your husband talk to each other at these times?" "Well, no," she admitted, "but we could it I wanted to... I know his office phone number." ...
한국경제 | 1996.11.20 00:00
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[해외유머] '연구개발'
The advertising manager of a cat-food company was giving his men a pep talk. "What cat food has more nutritional value than any other?" he asked. "Ours!" roared the salesmen. "What cat food maintains hospital sanitary standards?" "Ours!" "What cat ...
한국경제 | 1996.10.25 00:00
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[해외유머] '프랑스 태생'
... Bakers having French lessons?" Wife : "They have adopted a French baby, and want to understand what she says when she begins to talk." adopt : (남을) 양자로 삼다 What''s the idea? : 의도가 무엇인가? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ...
한국경제 | 1996.10.01 00:00
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[해외유머] '어린이의 기도'
A little boy was mumbling his prayers one evening when his mother said, "Speak up, Mike. I can''t hear you." "That''s okay, Mom. I wasn''t talking to you." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- mumble : 중얼거리다 pra...
한국경제 | 1996.09.21 00:00
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[해외유머] '손님은 왕'
The arrogant lady customer in the antique shop was obviously just passing the time, making the owner dragout fragile old pieces and then commenting on their poor quality and high prices. After about an hour of this, she looked at her wathc and sai...
한국경제 | 1996.09.17 00:00