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An elderly gent was pushing eighty, but couldn''t understand his loss of desire. The doctor was amused. "Why should it worry you? it''s to be expected at your age." "But," pursued the oldster, "the man next door is eighty-five, and he says he makes ...

한국경제 | 1994.06.27 00:00

파커의 퍼팅원칙 (PARKER''S PUTTING PRINCIPLE) The simpler the putt , the greater the chance of blowing it. -간단한 퍼트일수록 안들어갈 확률이 많아진다. 골퍼들 중에는 2m퍼트보다 70cm퍼트를 더 못넣는 사람들이 많다. 그것은 당연히 들어갈 것으로 생각하기 때문이 아니다. 오히려 더 "안들어 갈까"걱정하며 치는 것인데 그 "걱정"이 싫어 후다닥 치기 때문이다. 짧은 ...

한국경제 | 1994.06.22 00:00

*** 성공의 법칙 (LAW OF SUCCESS) If you play one good round a month it will be outside of tournament play. -한달에 한번정도 신들린듯 골프가 잘될때가 있지만 진짜 시합때는 결코 아니다. .자신보다 못치는 사람들과 골프칠때나 골프가 뭔지도 모르는 비기너와 골프칠때 꼭 베스트스코어가 나온다. 시합때 또는 뭔가 한번 보여주어야 할때는 언제나 헤매는것이 골프. *** ...

한국경제 | 1994.06.21 00:00

... wind back, he said indignantly, "Only a scoundrel would expect a youngster to do a job like that! Your employer should have known it was too heavy for you." "He did," replied the boy, "but he said, ''Go on, you''re sure to find some fool who''ll help you up the ...

한국경제 | 1994.06.18 00:00

... later his wife was about to join him, so she called in a neighbor and asked to be buried in her black dress. Then she thought it over and said, "You might as well cut the back out and make yourself a dress. It''s such good material." The neighbor was aghast. "I ...

한국경제 | 1994.06.17 00:00

... her stark nakedness and cried, "He attacked me twice!" George asked, "Why didn''t you called me sooner?" She replied, "I thought it was you, until he started in for seconds." ================================================================== * stark nakedness ...

한국경제 | 1994.06.16 00:00

... 퍼팅이 안들어가는데는 이유가 없다. 모두가 내 잘못 이니 푸념할 생각은 아예 안하는게 좋다. 50cm퍼팅이 짧아 미스하면서 ''체력''탓을 할수 있는가. *** 겜자의 정의 (GEMZA''S DEFINITION) If it gives you enjoyment, it''s play; if it gives you relaxation, it''s hobby; if it gives you a nervous breakdown, it''s golf. - 즐거움을 ...

한국경제 | 1994.06.09 00:00

... "Jason!" she roared, "I don''t ever want to hear that kind of language again!" "But mom," he said defensively, "D.H.Lawrence uses it!" She shot back, "Then you''re not to play with him ever again!" ----------------------------------------------------------------- ...

한국경제 | 1994.06.08 00:00

... one night Mary staggered into their apartment with her cloth- es all ripped. "I''ve been raped," Mary sobbed. "You know who did it?" "No, I don''t." "You mean after all the etiquette you studied din''t even ask, "Excuse me, but may I ask who you are?" ---...

한국경제 | 1994.06.02 00:00

... "찍히기"싫어 일부러 못치려 하면 왜 그날따라 샷이 잘 되는지. 아무렇게나 쳐도 볼은 홀컵만 찾아든다니까. 샷이 망가진 골퍼들은 윗사람과 함께 골프치는것도 치료책이 될수 있다. 여피의 법칙 (THE YUPPLE LAW) It matters not how you golf,but with whom you golf. -여피족들에게는 어떻게 골프치는냐보다는 누구와 골프치느냐가 중요하다. .자기좋은 짓만 하는 여피족들에게는 동반자선정도 포인트라는 얘기. ...

한국경제 | 1994.05.31 00:00