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[해외유머] '자기도취'
... another room shouted. "Reagan doesn''t know who he is." "How do you know Reagan doesn''t know who he is?" asked the first inmate. "God told me!" said the one in the other room. Just then, a voice from down the corridor shouted, "I did not!" ---------------------...
한국경제 | 1999.12.13 00:00
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[해외유머] '아담과 이브'
Adam was having the nagging feeling that something was missing. So he said to God : "God, I appreciate what you''ve done for me in the Garden of Eden. But I just feel like something''s missing." "I know you need a companion who will love you and comfort ...
한국경제 | 1999.12.02 00:00
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[해외유머] '마지막 30회'
... make love more than 30 times!" Deeply depressed the man walked home and told his wife what the doctor had told him. "Oh my God, only 30 times!" she said. "We should not waste that. We should make a list!" "Yes, I already made a list on the way home : sorry ...
한국경제 | 1999.10.28 00:00
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[해외유머] '미남 목사'
... "CONWAY TWITTY, I LOVE YOU!" Of course when she put out her arms the towel dropped. The preacher stared a moment and sighed, "Oh, my God!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Conway Twitty : 미국의 컨트리 웨스턴 음악 가수 get acquainted ...
한국경제 | 1999.10.21 00:00
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[해외유머] '유치원생과 대학생'
... students got this one within 5 minutes, while only 17 percent of the Ivy league students did. See how you do! What is greater than God More evil than Satan Poor people have it Rich people need it If you eat it you will die. Answer : "Nothing." -----------...
한국경제 | 1999.10.11 00:00
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[비즈니스 명언] '알코올'
... 윈스턴 처칠(1871~1965 전 영국총리) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. Benjamin Franklin 와인은 하느님이 우리를 사랑하고 있으며 또 우리가 행복해 하는 것을 보고 싶어한다는 것을 알려주는 부동의 증거다. 벤자민 프...
한국경제 | 1999.09.15 00:00
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[비즈니스 명언] '용서'
... 용서하지 말되 남의 행동들은 많이 용서하라. 오서니우스(연대미상. 로마의 시인, 수사학자) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- God will forgive me;it is his line of business. Anonymous 하느님은 나를 용서하실 것이다. 왜냐면 사람을 용서하는 게 하느님의 일이기 때문이다. 작자미상 ( 한 국 경 제 신 문 1999년 ...
한국경제 | 1999.09.06 00:00
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[해외유머] '돌고 도는 것'
... bawdy house madam entered the room. "Preacher, here''s $10,000 to help buil your church," she said. "Oh, no!" said the man of God." "We can''t take your money. It''s tainted." One of the citizens shouted, "Go ahead, take it, Reverend. It''s not her money - - ...
한국경제 | 1999.08.26 00:00
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[해외유머] '섹스지옥'
... you!" he said to the new comer. "I''m glad to see you, too, man. Indeed, I have no interest in girls!" said the new arrival. "My God," groaned the weary one, "there go my Sundays!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- smash ...
한국경제 | 1999.07.27 00:00
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[해외유머] '만원 지옥'
... and poor Mephistopheles could neither get in or out of it. the audience''s tension was broken by a voice from the gallery, "My God, hell''s full up!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Faust : 파우스트(괴테작 비극) in the provinces ...
한국경제 | 1999.07.19 00:00