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Two housewives were exchanging secrets. One woman whispered, "Last week I caught my husband with his secretary, and she was taking a lot more than notes. To punish the rat, I made him buy me a new dress." Her friend asked, "Did you also have him fire ...

한국경제 | 1994.04.15 00:00

Two housewives were exchanging secrets. One woman whispered, "Last week I caught my husband with his secretary, and she was taking a lot more than notes. To punish the rat, I made him buy me a new dress." Her friend asked, "Did you also have him fire ...

한국경제 | 1994.04.15 00:00

A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge. The husband pointed to a mule in a pasture. "Relative of yours?"he asked. "Yes."she replied. "By marriage." -----------------------------------...

한국경제 | 1994.03.30 00:00

... presi- dents are a dime a dozen. Why, in the supermarket they even have a vice president in charge of prunes." Furious, the husband phoned the supermarket in the expectation of refuting his wife. He asked to speak to the vice president in charge of prunes." ...

한국경제 | 1994.03.02 00:00

The rancher''s wife told her husband about a party of guests coming. He immediately hid every umbrella in sight. "Surely you''re not afraid our guests will steal your umbrella?" she asked. "Oh, no, I''m afraid they''ll recognize them." he answered. ...

한국경제 | 1994.02.18 00:00

Husband: "Honey, are you ready yet?" Wife: "Dear, I wish you would stop nagging me. I told you an hour ago I''d be ready in a minute." -------------------------------------------------- *nag:성가시게 잔소리하다 남편--"여보, 이제 준비됐소?" 부인--"아니 여보 제발 성가시게 굴지말아요. ...

한국경제 | 1994.02.17 00:00

The husband put down his magazine, looked at his wife and said, "I see that in Brazil the women pay the men twenty dollars each time they make love to them. It''s too good to pass up. I''m leaving." The wife shouted, "I''m going with you. " "What ...

한국경제 | 1994.02.16 00:00

Husband : "Why do you feed every beggar who comes along?" Wife : "It''s a satisfaction to see a man eat a meal without complaining about the cooking." ============================================================ 남편 : 당신은 거지만 오면 음식을 나눠주곤 하는데 왜 그렇지? ...

한국경제 | 1994.02.03 00:00

Mrs. Etter, having found her son bedded down with the maid, rushed to her husband to tell him what she had seen. "What shall I do?" she said. "Why nothing, " replied her husband. "He''s almost eighteen. Afer all, don''t you think it''s quite the natural ...

한국경제 | 1994.01.12 00:00

Wife: "When are you going to fix the TV?" Husband: "Tomorrow." Wife: "Tomorrow, Tomorrow! You always say tomorrow!" Husband: "Then , make it next week!" *fix: 고치다 아내- "당신 텔레비 언제 고칠거예요?" 남편- "내일" 아내- :내일, 내일. 만날 내일이죠" 남편- "그럼 내주로 하지 뭐"

한국경제 | 1993.12.11 00:00