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    • [해외유머] '정신나간 사람(?)'

      ... coroner. Attorney : "Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken a pulse?" Coroner : "No." Attorney : "Did you listen to the heart?" Coronor : "No." Attorney : "So, when you signed the death certificate you weren''t even sure the man was dead, ...

      한국경제 | 2000.01.19 00:00

    • [해외유머] '마라톤 섹스'

      ... groom''s parents'' house. The first night, the father of the groom was awakened from sleep by his wife nudging him. "Roger, listen!" she whispered. Upstairs, the bed was creaking in rhythm. The wife said, "Come on, Roger!" So Roger rolled on top of her. He ...

      한국경제 | 2000.01.07 00:00

    • [해외유머] '남의 집'

      ...e''s upstairs...in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband." The guy was fuming and said to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?" "What do I have to do?" "I want you to get my gun in the livingroom and shoot that witch and ...

      한국경제 | 1999.12.29 00:00

    • [해외유머] '상대성 원리'

      With too much of his time being taken up with counseling people, the priest fixed a specific date to meet with ten people at the same time. On that date, the priest went into the reception room and told them that an emergency had arisen and that h...

      한국경제 | 1999.12.22 00:00

    • [해외유머] '아내와 장모'

      ... the house. The next day his mother-in-law tracked him down to the hotel where he was staying and persuaded him to at least listen to her daughter''s story. An hour later, his mother-in-law called him back and said triumphantly, "I knew she had a good explanation. ...

      한국경제 | 1999.10.13 00:00

    • [비즈니스 명언] '영국'

      ...------------------------------------------------------ If one could only teach the English how to talk and the Irish how to listen, society would be quite civilized. Oscar Wilde 만약 잉글랜드 사람들에겐 화술을, 아일랜드 사람들에겐 남의 말을 듣는 법을 가르칠 수만 있다면 이 사회는 훨씬 더 문명화될 것이다. 오스카 ...

      한국경제 | 1999.09.16 00:00

    • [해외유머] '가정의 날(?)'

      "By the way," said the doctor after listening to the patient''s complaint, "how active is your love life?" "It''s quite regular," said the patient, "Every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday." "Maybe your problem is in that area. I should sugge...

      한국경제 | 1999.08.24 00:00

    • [해외유머] '루빈슈타인'

      ... friends was well acquainted with Artur Rubinstein, she persuaded that friend to take her to the great pianist. Asked if he would listen to her playing and give her a judgement on it, the virtuoso consented, reluctantly. When she had finished playing a piece she turned to ...

      한국경제 | 1999.06.11 00:00

    • [해외유머] '그리운 마누라'

      ... worst available," demanded the man. "I can''t let you do this," the woman said. "You''re entitled to the top of the line." "Listen, lady," the man insisted, "I''m not horny, just homesick." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ...

      한국경제 | 1999.02.09 00:00

    • [해외유머] '샌디의 고난'

      ... boot caught in a stirrup, and a runaway horse dragged her for a mile. Wearily, she managed to limp to the producer''s office. "Listen," she said, "who do I have to sleep with to get out of this picture?" -------------------------------------------------------------...

      한국경제 | 1999.02.03 00:00