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[해외유머] '출장비'
Due to the difficult economic situation, changes have been made to the business travel standards and procedures. Effective this week the following revised procedures apply: *Lodging.All employees are encouraged to stay with relatives and friends w...
한국경제 | 2000.03.14 00:00
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[해외유머] '모주망태'
The man was drinking at the bar all night. When the place was closing he stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand up one more time with the same result. So he decided to crawl the two blocks to his home. Crawling to the bed...
한국경제 | 2000.03.09 00:00
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[해외유머] '도박꾼'
... down and siad," "That''s OK. I bet each of the guys in the card room $1,000 each that I could piss all over the bar and still make you laugh!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ stumble : 비틀거리며 걷다 spill : 엎지르다, 흘리다 ...
한국경제 | 2000.03.06 00:00
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[비즈니스 명언] '결혼'
Love makes passion, but money makes marriage. French Proverb 사랑은 열정을 낳지만 돈은 결혼을 만든다. 프랑스 속담 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. Samuel Johnson 결혼은 많은 고...
한국경제 | 2000.03.02 00:00
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[비즈니스 명언] '성공'
...----------------------------------------------------------- I believe the true road to preeminent success in any line is to make yourself master of that line. Andrew Carnegie. 어떤 분야에서든 발군으로 성공하기 위해서는 그 분야의 전문가가 되어야 한다고 나는 믿는다. 앤드류 카네기(1835~1919.미국의 철강왕) ...
한국경제 | 2000.03.01 00:00
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[해외유머] '아들과 어머니와 아버지'
Little Mitchell hurt his finger and ran crying to his mother. She kissed it and said, "There, that will make it feel better." A few minutes later Mitchell scratched his forehead. His mother took care of the wound, then once more kissed the spot and ...
한국경제 | 2000.03.01 00:00
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[비즈니스 명언] '전쟁'
There never was a good war or a bad peace. Benjamin Franklin. 역사상 좋은 전쟁이란 없다. 다시말해 나쁜 평화는 없다. 벤자민 프랭클린(1706~1790.미국의 정치가,과학자) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- In the eyes of the people, the general who win...
한국경제 | 2000.02.28 00:00
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[해외유머] '관광객 기도 시리즈'
...--------------------------------------------------- be dommed to : ~하도록 운명지어지다 souvenir : 기념품 almighty : 전능한 leer : 곁눈질하다 make a fool of oneself : 바보짓하다 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 하늘에 계신 우리 아버지, 이땅을 돌아다니면서 ...
한국경제 | 2000.02.28 00:00
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[해외유머] '창세기 이야기'
Miss Smith asked her class to go home and find out how man was created. A little boy of the class went home and asked, "Mom, how were we created?" The mother who was peeling spuds at the moment said "We were made from spuds." When his mom walke...
한국경제 | 2000.02.25 00:00
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[비즈니스 명언] '술'
... pleasure. When you work hard all day with your head and you must work again the next day, what else can change your ideas and make them run on a different plane like whiskey? Ernest Hemingway. 나는 15세때부터 술을 마셔왔다. 그리고 술만큼 나에게 즐거움을 준 것도 드물었다. 당신이 하루종일 열심히 일하고 ...
한국경제 | 2000.02.16 00:00