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[해외유머] 'Y2K 문제(?)'
A gentleman received a computer-calculated bill from the local department store for $00.00 due. A month later, he received a past-due notice for the same $00.00 due. When he received the same past-due notice for $00.00 for the third time, he was rather ...
한국경제 | 1999.06.15 00:00
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[해외유머] '선장의 아내'
The ship''s captain returned from a two-year voyage to find his wife nursing a month-old boy. "Who the hell did this?" he demanded. "Was it my friend Mike Kirkpatrick?" "No," his wife said sftly. "Well, then, was it my friend Bob Daley?" His wife ...
한국경제 | 1999.05.15 00:00
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[해외유머] '멀미약과 피임약'
... Rushing up to the man behind the counter., the blushing newlywed exclaimed, "I''ve got to have a hundred seasick pills and a three-month supply of birth-control pills right away." The druggist smiled knowingly and then, with a note of genuine concern in his voice, ...
한국경제 | 1999.05.05 00:00
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[경제노트] (영어로 배우는 국제경제) 'Are Internet...'
"Investing in Internet stocks is like playing the lotteries," Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan told Sen. Ron Wyden of Oregon in January. "Some may succeed, but the vast majority will fail." Yet so far, few investors have failed by buying I...
한국경제 | 1999.04.26 00:00
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[해외유머] '화성인과 지구인'
... they were finished, the Martians asked, "Where is the baby?" "It will arrive in nine months," replied the Earth scientist. "Nine month!" exclaimed the Martian. "Why then were you in such a hurry at the end?" ---------------------------------------------------...
한국경제 | 1999.04.14 00:00
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[경제노트] (영어로 배우는 국제경제) '75 years ago,...'
Many people think of Boston as the birthplace of democracy in our country. They may not realize it is also the birthplace of the democratization of investing. It was there, 75 years ago, that three stock salesmen created the first mutual fund an...
한국경제 | 1999.04.08 00:00
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[경제노트] (영어로 배우는 국제경제) 'The global...'
[ The global crisis of Corporatism ] Meeting last month in Bonn, finance ministers of the Group of Seven countries discussed ways in which greater regulation of international financial flows could ease the plight of nations hard hit by the global economic ...
한국경제 | 1999.03.29 00:00
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[해외유머] '신부의 고백'
The TV quiz show m.c. was interviewing a pair of newlyweds. "So you''ve only been married six days?" he said. "That''s right, "the pretty bride replied hastily, "but it seems like six months!" "How is that" the m.c. asked jovially. "Well," the g...
한국경제 | 1999.03.20 00:00
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[해외유머] '여자의 공갈'
... ago. She would prefer not to inform Western reporters about the incident, but she would like a larger apartment. Brezhnev succumbed month and month. Finally, Breznev, sho couldn''t recall the affair, pleaded with her to reveal her identity and tell him when and where ...
한국경제 | 1999.03.16 00:00
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[해외유머] '바람난 여자'
"You know," said the lovely blonde to her handsome companion, "for months I just couldn''t figure out where my husband was spending his evening." "What did you do about it?" asked her friend. "Oh, nothing." "Well, I don''t get it. You say you di...
한국경제 | 1999.01.18 00:00