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[해외유머] '할인서비스(?)'
... cold, rainy morning when the doctor was awakened by an emergency phone call. Struggling out of bed, he drove miles to reach the patient. "Why didn''t you call me in the daytime?" the doctor inquired. "We''re poor people, sir, and not able to pay much," the father ...
한국경제 | 1998.04.20 00:00
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[해외유머] '부부'
Psychiatrist : "How is your relationship with your wife?" Patient : "Just so-so." Psychiatrist : "Have you ever cheated on your wife?" Patient : "Yes." Psychiatrist : "Why?" Patient : "Because there''s no one else to cheat on." ----------------...
한국경제 | 1998.03.10 00:00
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[해외유머] '노인의 고충'
The 80-year-old patient explained his predicament to the doctor. He had recently married a gorgeous girl in her twenties and every night at bedtime, when he and the bride were ready, he would fall asleep. The doctor scribbled out a prescription and ...
한국경제 | 1998.02.28 00:00
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[해외유머] '건강비결 <상>'
... after making a thorough physical examination of an oldster. "And how old did you say you were?" "Seventy-nine," replied the old patient. "Well, you have the health of a man of fifty. How have you managed to keep so fit?" (To be concluded) -------------------------...
한국경제 | 1997.12.08 00:00
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[해외유머] '의사와 사냥'
... beasts are too quick for me." "Why, doctor," the pawky keeper replied, "you surely didn''t expect them to lie still like your patients till you kill them." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- new to the gun : 총을 처음 잡아보는 ferret ...
한국경제 | 1997.09.30 00:00
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[해외유머] '의학용어'
"If there is anything wrong with me," the patient told his doctor, "don''t frighten me by giving it a scientific name. Just tell me what''s wrong in plain English." "Well, to be frank," said the doctor after a check-up, "you''re just plain lazy." ...
한국경제 | 1997.09.19 00:00
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[해외유머] '아내의 소원'
... really long. "Well," said the doctor. "I see it''s quite long. I guess we''ll have to operate and cut part of it off." The patient''s wife spoke up and said, "Doc, can''t you just stretch his legs?" appendage : 부속물 operate : 수술하다 speak up : 큰 소리로 말하다 stretch ...
한국경제 | 1997.09.10 00:00
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[해외유머] '한 백년'
... live to be 100 years of age called on his doctor. "You have to give up drinking, smoking and women," said the doctor to the patient in his sixties. "Will I live to be 100 then?" asked the man. "No," replied the doctor, "but it will seem like it." seem like ...
한국경제 | 1997.08.23 00:00
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[해외유머] '개미의 피크닉'
Doctor : You''ve simply got to have more diversion and relaxation." Patient : "But, doctor, I''m too busy." Doctor : "Nonsense! The ants are hard-working creatures, but they always have time to attend all the picnics." ===========================...
한국경제 | 1997.07.26 00:00
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[해외유머] '과소비'
The patient was trying to explain his unhappiness to the psychiatrist. "I''ve a son at Harvard and another son at Yale. I''ve bought them brand-new Italian racing cras, my wife a Buick and myself a Cadillac. I''ve a town house and a summer house in ...
한국경제 | 1997.06.03 00:00