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[해외유머] '완전한 복사'
A counterfeiter-famous asacraftsman-made what looked a perfect $10 bill. But as soon as he tried to test pass it before running off a batch he was picked up. He challenged the Secret Service man to find a single flaw in it:to find any difference be...
한국경제 | 2001.08.13 15:53
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[해외유머] '조숙한 조니'
Little Johnny tried at every opportunity to turn things into something dirty. One day his teacher picked a word and had the childrenmakeasentence out of it. She chose the word "fasten". "My sister went to the mall and bought a blouse," Johnny said....
한국경제 | 2001.08.05 16:58
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[해외유머] '손가락'
A man working at a sawmill is pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shearsoff all ten of his fingers. He rushes to anearby hospital where the doctor takes a look and say,"Well, give me the fingers." "I haven"t got the fingers." "What d...
한국경제 | 2001.07.13 14:57
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[해외유머] '좋은 세상'
A story of the good old days. A pretty young Texan girl, having imbibed too freely at a hotel dance party, ran outdoors, fainted and fell over a trash barrel. A young man saw her, picked her up and carried her on his back up to his room. The next ...
한국경제 | 2001.06.30 11:36
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[해외유머] '다른 남자'
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren''t so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he''d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the ph...
한국경제 | 2001.06.28 09:09
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[이게 바로 경제영어] (7) 'tab
... on illegal real estate transactions(불법 부동산 거래를 예의주시하고 잘 감시해라). tab 앞에 pay가 붙어서 pay the tab이라고 하면 대금을 지급한다는 뜻이 된다. pay보다는 일반적으로 pick up을 많이 써서 pick up the tab이라 표현하곤 하는데 음식점에서 pick up the check과 동일한 의미로 해석하면 된다. 다만 "Please bring my check"(계산서 좀 갖다 주세요)이라는 말을 "Please ...
한국경제 | 2001.06.18 17:16
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[해외유머] '촌놈'
The woman driving the countryside picked up a young handsome farmer and took him to a motel. She lay down on the bed and said, "Do you know what I want?" The young man, a little confused, said, "No." The lady then removed her clothes. "Now you kn...
한국경제 | 2001.06.18 10:23
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[해외유머] '경제이론'
Two economists were walking down the street talking about a new economic theory. One saw a dollar bill lying on the sidewalk, and said so. "There is a dollar bill on the sidewalk!" "It cannot be a dollar bill," said the other. "If there were, som...
한국경제 | 2001.05.21 00:00
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[해외유머] '간음범'
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. Enraged, he dragged the man to the garage and put his penis in a vise. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw. The man screa...
한국경제 | 2001.05.16 00:00
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[해외유머] '부자 마누라'
Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches in the locker room rings. One of the men picks it up. "Hello?" "Honey, it''s me. Are you at the club?" "Yes." "I''m at the mall. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. Can I buy it?" "What''s the price?" ...
한국경제 | 2001.05.14 00:00