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[해외유머] '서비스업'
... "Now don''t worry, honey," the engineer''s wife told her. "You just jump back in bed and cover up. I''ll send my husband over right away." The husband, overhearing the conversation, couldn''t help bursting into laughter. ------------------------------------...
한국경제 | 1998.08.21 00:00
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[해외유머] '여자의 호기심'
... across the way with not one stitch of clothes on, and it''s a shocking way to run a hotel." "I''ll send the house detective up right away, madam," the manager assured her. The detective entered the woman''s room, peered across the way and said, "You''re right, ...
한국경제 | 1998.08.18 00:00
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[해외유머] '꼬마술꾼'
... to the barmaid as he entered the bar. "Why, do you want to get me in trouble?" she asked. The lad replied, "Maybe later, but right now I just want a drink." --------------------------------------------------------------------- make it a double : (술을)두잔짜리(곱배기)로 ...
한국경제 | 1998.08.08 00:00
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[해외유머] '고운말쓰기'
... night the boy approached his father, who had not yet been apprised of the new code. "Daddy", his said, "I want to whisper." "All right, son", answered his father, "do it in my ear." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- instruct ...
한국경제 | 1998.07.22 00:00
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[금주 비즈니스 명언] '변명' ; '완벽한 관료'
변명 It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow 일을 제대로 하는 것이 잘못해놓고 변명하는 것보다 시간을 덜 잡아먹는다. - 헨리 워즈워스 롱펠로(미국의 시인.1807.2~1882.3) 완벽한 관료 The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages ...
한국경제 | 1998.07.13 00:00
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[해외유머] '미남 판매원'
... housewife : "I think you should know... my husband will be home in about forty-five minutes." Handsome salesman : "That''s all right. I haven''t done anything wrong." Housewife : "I know, I know. But if you intend to, you''d better hurry." ----------------...
한국경제 | 1998.06.15 00:00
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[해외유머] '작취미성'
... headache after a boozy night. He rang the office and explained to the boss that he was too ill to report for duty. "That''s all right, George," said the boss soothingly, "go back to bed and look after yourself." When the boss hung up the phone, his assistant said, ...
한국경제 | 1998.05.18 00:00
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[해외유머] '손님길들이기'
In a crowded bar, a man picked up an ashtray and began to pound it on the bar. The barmaid said she would be right there. But he continued his loud pounding. The girl went over to the cash register, wrote something on a piece of paper and laid it ...
한국경제 | 1998.05.05 00:00
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[해외유머] '과실치사'
... started looking under everything. Finally, he lifted the rug, pointed to a round metal plate in the floor, and said, "Aha, I''m right." He used a pen knife to unscrew the metal plate, which he tossed out the window. Then he climbed into bed for a hot session. They ...
한국경제 | 1998.04.22 00:00
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[해외유머] '아버지들의 행렬'
... husband to her daughter by her first husband. "Darling," she said, "I want you to meet your daddy. Say something to him." "All right, mom," said the girl. "Daddy, would you please write down your name on my visitors'' book?" --------------------------------...
한국경제 | 1998.03.13 00:00