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Charlie : "Can you believe that a young woman who has been married three times is still a virgin?" George : "No kidding!" Charlie : "It says here that her first husband, a psychiatrist, only talked about it; the second a gynecologist, just looked...

한국경제 | 1997.12.25 00:00

A politician came upon a poor farmer who ahd a vote and who did his own milking. The candidate asked the farmer if he should hold the cow, which seemed to be uneasy. The old man said, "All right," and the politico took her by the horn and held h...

한국경제 | 1997.11.10 00:00

... chairman of the meeting whispered, "the group sponsoring you here is on the other side of the question." The speaker resumed his talk: "Now folks, I''ve given you the picture as my opponents see it. I''ll now tell you the truth about this question, and I''m confident ...

한국경제 | 1997.11.04 00:00

The man came into the doctor''s office with several complaints. After an examination, the doctor called him and his wife into the office and said, "I think the problem here is fatige. Since you have a desk job and don''t get any exercise, I think ...

한국경제 | 1997.10.16 00:00

A taxi streaking through the street late one night suddenly came to a screeching stop. "What''s the idea of stopping here?" asked the guy in the rear seat. The cab driver said, "I thought I heard the gal say ''Stop!'' Didn''t she?" "Yes. But she...

한국경제 | 1997.09.03 00:00

Ron and Sam were talking one day about the sun and the moon, and disputing as to which of the two was the more useful. At last one of them said, "Well, I think I know The moon is quite worth two suns: because it shines at night when it is needed;...

한국경제 | 1997.07.17 00:00

A man was just about to jump off the bridge one night when a cop pulled him down from the railing and began to talk to him. "Please have a consider-ation," urged the cop. "If you jump, I''ll have to go after you. Now it''s a cold night, and I could ...

한국경제 | 1997.07.16 00:00

교육소프트웨어진흥센터는 교육용소프트웨어 3차평가 우수작 평가안을 발표했다. 이번에 우수 교육소프트웨어(SW)로 선정된 CD롬타이틀은 소프트테크의 "깨비의 과학퀴즈",두산동아의 "Talk To Me"등 총 26종. 과학 유아 영어 논술 컴퓨터 한자 역사등 다양한 내용을 담고있는 이들 SW에는 "신나는 퀴즈여행" "어떻게 될까요"등 LG소프트 3종,"NHK일본어" "버기의 세상구경"등 두산동아 8종,"현대서양미술사" "세광어린이 한자"등 ...

한국경제 | 1997.06.13 00:00

At the dinner table the talkative lady was telling her husband about the bad manners of a daytime visitor. "If that woman yawned once while I was talking, I won''t complain. She yawned thirty times." "Maybe she wasn''t yawn-ing, dear," said the h...

한국경제 | 1997.05.21 00:00

The man who had suddenly taken interest in religion was being examined by the parson before fully accepted into the congregation. "You have renounced sin, no doubt?" "Yes sir, by all means." "And from now on you are going to be a brother to your ...

한국경제 | 1997.05.09 00:00