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[비즈니스 유머] 나는 존재한다

When I was a teacher's aide for philosophy course, the professor instructed the students to write a short answer to the question:"What proof do you have of your existence?" As I read through the responses, I found this one. "I pay tuition:therefore I ...

한국경제 | 2011.10.24 00:00 | 제작조판3

[자동차는 내 친구] (4) 세계를 누비는 한국자동차

... 캠리(도요타)와 어코드(혼다),준중형 코롤라(도요타)와 시빅(혼다)을 누르기도 했다. 지난해 11월 미국 자동차전문지 카앤드드라이버는 '학생이 갑자기 선생님이 됐다(The student has suddenly become the teacher)'는 제목의 쏘나타 평가 기사를 통해 쏘나타의 품질 경쟁력 향상을 호평하며 '올해 최고의 차 Top 10'에 쏘나타를 선정했다. 현대 · 기아차는 올해 일본 도요타를 제치고 글로벌 3위에 진입한다는 목표를 세웠다. 유럽에서도 지난달 ...

한국경제 | 2011.09.16 14:30 | 최진석

[비즈니스 유머] 교실 기강 잡기

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable. On the first day of the term, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Soon the classroom ...

한국경제 | 2011.09.09 00:00 | 제작조판1

[비즈니스 유머] 부전자승

The little boy was caught swearing by his teacher. "Johnny," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear?" "My daddy said it," he responded. "Well, that doesn't matter," she explained, "you don't know what it means." "I do," ...

한국경제 | 2011.08.11 00:00 | 제작조판1

[비즈니스 유머] 주일학교

A young boy came to Sunday school late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt and asked if anything was wrong. The boy replied no, that he was going fishing but his dad told him that he needed to go to church. The teacher was very impressed ...

한국경제 | 2011.08.08 00:00 | 제작조판1

[비즈니스 유머] 골빈 선생

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood?XTrying to make the matter clearer, she said; "Now, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class. "Then why is it that ...

한국경제 | 2011.08.05 00:00 | 제작조판1

[비즈니스 유머] 추억의 사진

The children had all been photographed and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture…."Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,'There is Mary, she is a lawyer: or that's George, ...

한국경제 | 2011.05.15 00:00 | 제작조판1

[비즈니스 유머] 철학

... intently scribbling out long dissertations. But one member of the class wrote down just two words, and then handed his paper to the teacher. The professor had to smile when read the student's answer:"What chair?" 철학교수가 학생들에게 며칠 안에 시험을 치겠다고 했다. 시험날,교수는 강의실에 들어오더니 다짜고짜 ...

한국경제 | 2011.04.24 00:00 | 제작조판1

[비즈니스 유머] 교사 vs 판사

... lady was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She said that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case so she could get to the school on time. A wild gleam came into the judge's eyes. ...

한국경제 | 2011.04.05 00:00 | 이성구2

[영어 한마디] 이직과 관련한 대화

... 옳은 선택을 하는 건지 모르겠다. W; You mean quitting your job to become a teacher? 직장을 그만두고 교사가 되기로 한 거 말이야? M; Yes. It's a bit of a risk to leave ... 그냥. 미래는 항상 불확실하잖아. W; Don't worry. There are always jobs for teachers. 걱정마. 널 위한 교사 일자리가 항상 있을 테니까. ***기사와 관련한 직장인의 대화*** <어휘> ...

한국경제 | 2011.03.22 00:00 | rang