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[해외유머] '우리 어머니'
... button. She picked up the newspapers strewn on the floor...watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket...wrote a note to the teacher, signed a birthday card for a friend, creamed her face, brushed her teeth, made sure the doors were locked, looked in on each of ...
한국경제 | 2000.05.03 00:00
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[해외유머] '벌거숭이 여선생'
A school teacher was taking a shower in her apartment when the earthquake hit. Terrified, she rushed out into the hall and went down the stairs pausing not even for bathrobe. One of the calmer tenants stopped her and hinted, "Haven''t you forgotten...
한국경제 | 2000.04.15 00:00
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[해외유머] '걸작답안'
A teacher compiled this list of comments from test papers, essays etc., submitted to science and health teachers by elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. *H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water. *Blood flows down one leg and up ...
한국경제 | 2000.04.03 00:00
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[해외유머] '창세기 이야기'
... When his mom walked out of the kitchen, the kid put a spud in his trouser pocket. Next day at school, he put up hes hand when the teacher asked if they knew how man was created. "Miss," said the boy, "would you like me to tell you, or show you?" "It''s all right," ...
한국경제 | 2000.02.25 00:00
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[해외유머] 'OX문제'
Watchking his class take a true - false, a high - school teacher noticed a student flipping a coin before writing each answer. "What are you doing?" he asked the student. "Taking the test," the student replied. "Head is true and tail false." The period ...
한국경제 | 2000.02.22 00:00
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[해외유머] '천재소년 시리즈'
The principal dropped into the new third-grade teacher''s room to see how she was doing. "That little boy in the first row belongs in second grade," she said. "But he insists on remaining here. Indeed, he''s so smart I hate to send him back." "He ...
한국경제 | 2000.01.20 00:00
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[일자리] (뉴 밀레니엄 자격증) '초등영어교육사'
... 교사로부터 학교에서 영어를 배우고 있다. 그렇지만 교육대학을 졸업하지 않은 사람도 조기영어 교육을 담당할 수 있다. 대표적인 방법이 초등영어교육사 자격증을 취득하는 것이다. 영어로는 PET(Primary English Teacher)라고 한다. PET는 각종 학교나 영어교육기관에서 영어를 공식적으로 지도할 수 있는 능력을 갖춘 민간자격증이다. 자격기본법과 초중등교육법에 따라 PET취득자는 유치원이나 초등학교에 산학겸임교사로 임용될 수 있다. 훈련 및 ...
한국경제 | 2000.01.14 00:00
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[해외유머] '천재소년 시리즈'
The principal dropped into the new third-grade teacher''s room to see how she was doing. "That little boy in the first row belongs in selongs in second grade," she said. "But he insists on remaining here. Indeed, he''s so smart I hate to send him ...
한국경제 | 2000.01.10 00:00
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[해외유머] '천재소년'
The principal dropped into the new third-grade teacher''s room to see how she was doing. "That little boy in the first row belongs in second grade," she said. "But he insists on remaining here. Indeed, he''s so smart I hate to send him back." "He ...
한국경제 | 1999.12.23 00:00
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[해외유머] '타이타닉'
A teacher, a garbage collector, and lawyer arrived together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. He asked the teacher, "What was the name of the ship that crashed ...
한국경제 | 1999.11.19 00:00