한국경제

[비즈니스 유머] 모리스 할아버지

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park… and couldn't find his way home. "Oh Morris," said grandma, "You've been ...

한국경제 | 2010.07.29 00:00 | 제작조판2

[비즈니스 유머] 비아그라가 없던 시절

Johnny asks his grandpa for a bicycle for his birthday, but gets a chemistry set instead. Later that day, the grandpa looks out the window and sees Johnny dipping a worm into a liquid he's concocted. When he pulls the worm out, it's perfectly stiff. ...

한국경제 | 2010.04.06 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 며느리의 기지

... grandchild, I had a special bib made for my daughter to wear when she saw her doting grandfather. The message sewn on it read; "Dear Grandpa,I love you, and I want you to dance at my wedding. So please stop smoking." He hasn't smoked since. 몇 해 동안 우리 집에선 아버님이 담배를 끊게 하려는 ...

한국경제 | 2010.03.28 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 아버지 모습

... Dad:"Well, what about it, son?" Son:"Well, dad, I wonder how it was like with you when you were as little as I'm… I mean, did grandpa and grandma take you to church every Sunday?" Dad:"Yes, son, they took me to church every single Sunday." Son:"I thought so. And ...

한국경제 | 2010.02.07 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 기술향상

A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She rubs her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled. Finally she asks, "Grandpa, did God make you?" "He sure did, a long time ...

한국경제 | 2009.03.26 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 골프선생의 죽음

Three-year-old daughter's prayers ended with, "God bless Mom. God bless Dad, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa." Her father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?" She said, "It just seemed like the thing to do." The next day the grandpa died. A ...

한국경제 | 2009.02.24 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 어린이 섹스지식

... phrase, "Why, God sent you, Honey." "And did God send you too, Mommy?"she continues. "Yes, he did." "And Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa, and their moms and dids, too?" "Yes, all of them, too." The child shakes her head in disbelief. "Then you're telling me there's ...

한국경제 | 2007.10.29 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 할머님 소원

... up to the house when he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed. The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no scarf on, ...

한국경제 | 2007.07.04 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 여자니까

Teacher; Sam, you talk a lot! Sam; It's a family tradition. Teacher; What do you mean? Sam; Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is teacher. Teacher; What about your mother? Sam; She's a woman. 선생―샘,넌 참 말이 많구나! 샘―우리 집 전통이 그렇습니다. 선생―그게 ...

한국경제 | 2007.04.05 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 50년 해로

It was Grandma and Grandpa's 50th wedding anniversary, and all day long the house had been buzzing with relatives and friends offering congratulations. The whole thing had tired out the guests of honor. Toward evening, Grandma and Grandpa were taking ...

한국경제 | 2004.08.05 00:00