전체뉴스 5611-5620 / 5,676건

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  • [해외유머] '경제전문가'

    Arriving in Heaven, Albert Einstein was introduced to three angels. He wanted to know their IQs. The first angel responded that his IQ was 180, which led Einstein to remark, "We can have some interesting discussions about my theory of relativity....

    한국경제 | 1998.04.30 00:00

  • [해외유머] '데이트 취소'

    A tomcat was racing wildly through alleys, up and down fire escapes, in and out of cellars. A neighbor called the cat''s owner and reported, "Your cat is running around like crazy!" ''I know," the owner replied. "He''s just been sterilized and he...

    한국경제 | 1998.04.08 00:00

  • [해외유머] '노익장'

    The reporter''s assignment was to interview a man who had reached his 99th birthday. Concluding his conversation with the oldster who appeared to be in good health, the man from the press said : "I certainly hope I can come back next year and see...

    한국경제 | 1998.01.19 00:00

  • [Company radar] 소설처럼 쉽게 읽히는 영업보고서 '붐'

    "읽히는 영업보고서(annual report)를 만들자" 미국 기업들이 쉬운 영업보고서 만들기에 나섰다. 소프트웨어업체인 매크로미디어는 지난해 영업보고서를 소설책처럼 만들 었다. 기업의 과거 현재 미래를 소설형식을 빌려 기술한 것. 내용뿐 아니라 표지도 영락없는 소설책이다. 다양한 칼라로 표지를 꾸몄다. 제목도 튄다. 영업보고서가 아니라 "충격적인 진실이야기(shocking true story)". 미국 ABC방송은 "단숨에 끝까지 ...

    한국경제 | 1997.12.26 00:00

  • [해외유머] '애견가의 아내'

    A man walked into the police station to report that his wife was missing. The sergeant began writing up the report. "How tall is she?" "About so high." "How much does she weigh?" "About average, I guess." "Color of eyes?" "I would say they were neutral." ...

    한국경제 | 1997.12.10 00:00

  • [해외유머] '흑색선전'

    During an American senatorial contest many years ago, a naive candidate was being maligned badly. A voter wired him thus : "A report receiving wide circulation here that your children have not been baptized. Telegraph denial immediately." The reply came back : ...

    한국경제 | 1997.12.03 00:00

  • [해외유머] '여배우와 브로커'

    ... actress of gentility. Befoer proposing matrimony he had a private investigation agency check on her background. The investigator''s report said the actress had an unblemilshed past, a spotless reputation. The only shadown, added the report, "is that currenly she is often ...

    한국경제 | 1997.11.24 00:00

  • [차순길의 비즈니스 인터넷] (18) '미국유학'..절반의 성공

    ... 방문해 보라. 대학입학에 관한 일반정보는 미 대학협회가 운영하는 College Board online(http://www.collegeboard.org)이 쓸만하다. 그리고 1급 주간지인 US News & World Report의 연례 조사 내용이 나오는 US News online을 훑는것도 큰 도움이 될 것이다. 덮어 놓고 갔다가 낭패 보는 일도 말을 안해서 그렇지 꽤나 많은 것이 현실인데 Critical Comparisons of American ...

    한국경제 | 1997.11.13 00:00

  • [해외유머] '엄처시하'

    A two-men exploration team had returned from a two-year exploration of the upper Amazon. "Tell us, sir," asked a reporter of the first explorer, "what made you go?" "I had to go," he replied. "I had to test my mettle, to meet the unknown, to fac...

    한국경제 | 1997.11.12 00:00

  • [해외유머] '신조'

    Reporter : "Say, coach, I heard up in the press box that you keep a chaplain on the bench to pray for your soccer team. Would you introduce me to him?" Coach : "I''m glad to. Which one would you like to meet, the offensive, or the defensive chap-...

    한국경제 | 1997.11.06 00:00